PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Harland Sanders (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sanders's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, My Prerogative by Bobby Brown. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sanders
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

182 cm
26
185 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

200 cm
24
200 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Harland Sanders!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch scores with a kick to the body.
Sanders throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sanders on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sanders takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
Sanders wants to clinch.

Sanders gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Sanders.
Sanders lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sanders.

Rottencrotch breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanders misses with an uppercut. Rottencrotch saw that one coming.
Rottencrotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sanders.
Rottencrotch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Good work by Rottencrotch as he checks the leg kick.
Sanders walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sanders steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Rottencrotch. That one must have hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Rottencrotch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sanders misses the shot to the body.
Rottencrotch with a hook.
Sanders has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sanders misses with a combination
and Rottencrotch counters with a body kick that stops Sanders in his tracks momentarily.
Sanders wants to clinch up but Rottencrotch keeps it at a distance.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy head kick and Sanders moves out of range easily.
Sanders tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand right.
Sanders fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sanders digs a good body shot into Rottencrotch's ribs.
Harland Sanders seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sanders takes one to the chin there.
Rottencrotch works Sanders's body with a nice hook.
Sanders throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick lands from Rottencrotch.
Sanders misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rottencrotch.
Crunch! Rottencrotch slams his shin into Sanders's torso.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rottencrotch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanders takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Sanders throws a head kick but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Sanders blocks a head kick by Rottencrotch.
Sanders uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Sanders ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Sanders rushes Rottencrotch and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Sanders struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand.
Sanders can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Sanders swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sanders tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Sanders back against the cage.
Sanders has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Sanders swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Sanders prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Sanders presses Rottencrotch against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Sanders.
A short uppercut from Rottencrotch.
Good body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sanders backwards.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sanders misses with some punches.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sanders backwards.
Sanders misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sanders.
Sanders lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Sanders blocks an uppercut.
Sanders lands a hook that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
Rottencrotch is trying to stall.
Sanders blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sanders tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Sanders back against the cage.
Sanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Sanders prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Sanders tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Sanders back against the cage.
Sanders blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sanders tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Sanders fails to land.
Sanders misses with some punches.
Rottencrotch lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Sanders.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rottencrotch throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sanders throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sanders.
Sanders throws out a loose jab but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sanders is looking to clinch.
Rottencrotch tries to counter by closing the distance.
The crowd cheers as Rottencrotch lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sanders doesn't seem phased though.
Sanders tries to clinch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Sanders drops his hands momentarily and Rottencrotch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rottencrotch lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sanders will feel that in the morning.
Sanders will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Rottencrotch thows a body kick. Sanders tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Sanders wants to clinch but Rottencrotch slips to the side
and Rottencrotch counters with a leg kick.
Rottencrotch is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Rottencrotch lands a jab to the nose.
Sanders takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rottencrotch's corner calls for a 1-2. Rottencrotch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sanders swings for the body but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rottencrotch was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rottencrotch moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Sanders.
Sanders tries to close the distance and clinch up but Rottencrotch swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sanders walks into a stiff left hand from Rottencrotch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch scores with a jab. Sanders acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Rottencrotch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sanders wants to clinch up but Rottencrotch keeps it at a distance.
Rottencrotch fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sanders throws a body shot but no joy.
Rottencrotch follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Rottencrotch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sanders has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sanders fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rottencrotch on the side of the head.
Sanders is looking to clinch.
Sanders on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Rottencrotch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sanders scores with a leg kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rottencrotch in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Sanders avoids the body shot from Rottencrotch.
A cross from Rottencrotch lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sanders lands a slapping body shot.
A good leg kick by Rottencrotch.
Sanders throws a sloppy body shot
and Rottencrotch counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Rottencrotch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sanderss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Rottencrotch scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sanders throws a body kick that misses.
Rottencrotch throws a counter combo.
Sanders swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sanders lands a body shot.
Sanders is looking to wear down Rottencrotch with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sanders swings for the body but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rottencrotch throws out a powerful jab.
Rottencrotch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sanders scores with a hook.
Rottencrotch tests Sanders's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rottencrotch lands with a kick to the ribs.
Rottencrotch pushes Sanders away with a front kick.
Sanders misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from Sanders misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanders throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanders misses with the body kick

and Rottencrotch counters by clinching up.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Sanders fails to land.
Sanders swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A nice left hand lands by Sanders.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Rottencrotch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rottencrotch misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sanders prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Sanders lands with a light punch inside.
Sanders tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Sanders back against the cage.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Sanders misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rottencrotch.
A hook to the body from Rottencrotch.
Sanders lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rottencrotch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanders uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sanders goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch wants to stall.
Rottencrotch looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Rottencrotch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Sanders prevents a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Sanders working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch is struggling to control the position.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Sanders controls the action.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Sanders's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sanders working aggressively here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Sanders uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Rottencrotch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sanders fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rottencrotch manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rottencrotch with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rottencrotch lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sanders. Sanders circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sanders throws a body shot but no joy.
Sanders is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sanders.
Sanders doesn't manage to clinch there - Rottencrotch circles away.
Sanders throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sanders chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rottencrotch can pounce on him.
Sanders drops his hands momentarily and Rottencrotch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sanders misses with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Rottencrotch has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sanders swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rottencrotch counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sanders jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sanders doesn't manage to clinch there - Rottencrotch circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rottencrotch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rottencrotch moves out of range as Sanders strikes.
A solid body kick from Rottencrotch.
Sanders takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rottencrotch scores with a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Sanders has time to react.

Sanders clinches with his opponent.
Sanders lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sanders doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Harland Sanders has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanders lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sanders has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Sanders throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Come on Rottencrotch - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Sanders is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sanders.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sanders.
Still in the clinch, Sanders scores with a nice short uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rottencrotch.
Sanders lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sanders misses with the head strike.
Sanders tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Sanders fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Sanders misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sanders looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Sanders swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sanders fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sanders backwards.
Sanders blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sanders misses with a punch on the inside.
Sanders lands a right hand.
Rottencrotch is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Rottencrotch pushes Sanders back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sanders throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sanders misses with a body punch.
Sanders tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sanders tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Sanders back against the cage.

Rottencrotch manages to break the clinch.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. Sanders looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch lands with a slapping head kick.
Sanders swings for the body but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Sanders walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rottencrotch.
Sanders is looking to clinch.
Sanders takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
Sanders takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sanders is looking to clinch.
Rottencrotch slips a straight right by Sanders.
Sanders misses with a low kick as Rottencrotch jumps back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Rottencrotch winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mary Jane Rottencrotch!