PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jordan Taylor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taylor comes to the cage accompanied by Bow Down. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Taylor
vs
John Zoidberg

187 cm
38
181 lbs
29 - 23 - 0

178 cm
37
185 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 23 - 0, fighting out of London, Jordan Taylor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dr John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Taylor. Zoidberg shrugs it off though.
Zoidberg scores with a hook.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Taylor loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Taylor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoidberg throws out the jab.
Zoidberg throws an off balance right hand
and Taylor counters with a thumping low kick.
Zoidberg throws a right and a left that Taylor avoids nicely.
Taylor misses with a wild body shot.
Taylor lands a leg kick that knocks Zoidberg off balance momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Taylor wants to clinch but Zoidberg slips to the side
and Zoidberg counters with a left to the body.
Zoidberg scores with a shot to the body.
Taylor throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Taylor motions for Zoidberg to come forward. Taylor throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch! Zoidberg slams his shin into Taylor's torso.
A head kick misses from Zoidberg.
Jab from Taylor.
Taylor throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Taylor moves away.
Taylor throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg lands a jab to Taylor's midsection.
Taylor throws a low kick but Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Zoidberg looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab from Zoidberg does it's job there.
Taylor shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Taylor misses with a straight left.
Taylor with a hook.
Taylor misses with a kick to the body.
Zoidberg throws a shot from downtown. Taylor moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg swings widly with a right hand
and Taylor counters with a straight right hand.
Zoidberg avoids the head kick by Taylor.
Zoidberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
Taylor throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body punch but Taylor moves out of range.
Taylor scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoidberg in his tracks.
Taylor digs a good body shot into Zoidberg's ribs.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Taylor.
And Zoidberg tries to counter it with a takedown but Taylor pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Taylor throws a leg kick

and Zoidberg counters with a left hand that sends Taylor to the canvas!

Taylor is rocked!
Zoidberg postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Taylor covers up, he's hurt! Zoidberg keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Zoidberg and the ref steps in to end the fight! Zoidberg can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dr John Zoidberg!
After winning the bout, Dr John Zoidberg thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.