PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lambo Gallardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Constrictor Boa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gallardo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Big Boss 👊. Constrictor Boa is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Gallardo
vs
Boa

200 cm
35
215 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

190 cm
32
203 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

On Tap (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lambo Gallardo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Constrictor Boa!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Illya Tyunina and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Boa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gallardo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gallardo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gallardo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boa circles away quickly and effectively.
Gallardo throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gallardo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gallardo throws a series of strikes that have Boa backpedaling.
Gallardo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Gallardo duly obliges.

It looks like Constrictor Boa has been cut.
Boa moves away from the strike by Gallardo.
Boa looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gallardo blocks the body kick.
Lambo Gallardo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boa delivers a nice body kick.
Boa is looking to chop away at Gallardo's legs.
A little feinted left hand from Gallardo on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gallardo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Boa.

Boa gets the takedown into side control.
Boa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gallardo keeps working.
Gallardo is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gallardo is trying to get back to his feet.
Boa tries to move into full mount but can't pass Gallardo's legs.
Boa grinds an elbow into Gallardo's temple.
Boa prevents Gallardo from escaping the position.
Boa in side control, throwing shots but Gallardo defends.
Gallardo tries to buck Boa off but Boa is having none of it.
Boa looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Gallardo is avoiding damage well.
Gallardo parries the strikes from Boa easily there. Boa is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Gallardo to escape.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Boa misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Boa has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Gallardo pushes Boa away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Boa gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Boa.
Boa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gallardo keeps working.
Gallardo tries to escape but Boa is in control.
Boa scoring with punches from side control.
Boa misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Boa trying to control the position but Gallardo is working away.
Boa landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Boa trying to control the position but Gallardo is working away.
You can see the frustration on Gallardo's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Boa thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Boa in the domination position with Gallardo hanging on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boa trying to control the position but Gallardo is working away.
Boa is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Boa tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Boa throws a strike aimed at the side of Gallardo's head but Gallardo avoids it well.
Gallardo is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Boa throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Boa landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Boa throws a strike aimed at the side of Gallardo's head but Gallardo avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gallardo is trying to control Boa's posture but Boa avoids it.
Boa passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Gallardo!
Boa with good strikes from the mount here!
Gallardo takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Boa's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Constrictor Boa!
A very excited looking Constrictor Boa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.