PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hossein Vaziri Jr. (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urho Berserk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). and Urho Berserk. Berserk has chosen Berzerk By: Eminem as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Hossein Vaziri Jr. has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hossein Vaziri Jr. seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vaziri Jr.
vs
Berserk

181 cm
36
209 lbs
26 - 9 - 1

195 cm
26
219 lbs
15 - 8 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
Hellbent

Bullet Proof System
Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hossein Vaziri Jr.!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Urho Berserk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Vaziri Jr..
Berserk throws a right hand that Vaziri Jr. ducks under and follows up with a left that Vaziri Jr. also avoids with ease.
Vaziri Jr. shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Berserk counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Vaziri Jr. throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Berserk counters with a head kick that drops Vaziri Jr. to the mat! Vaziri Jr. scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Vaziri Jr. is rocked!
Vaziri Jr. throws a push kick but Berserk slaps the foot to one side.
Berserk throws out a counter right but Vaziri Jr. avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vaziri Jr. shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Berserk counters with a stiff right hand.
Vaziri Jr. tries for a takedown but Berserk circles away easily

and Berserk counters with a head kick that drops Vaziri Jr. to the mat! Vaziri Jr. scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hossein Vaziri Jr.. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Berserk drops Vaziri Jr. with a huge uppercut! Vaziri Jr. drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Berserk is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urho Berserk!
A very excited looking Urho Berserk made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.