PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nataniel Byczynski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Byczynski comes into a darkened arena with his song building. War is My Destiny kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

James
vs
Byczynski

195 cm
41
218 lbs
39 - 22 - 0

200 cm
45
260 lbs
45 - 43 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rick James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 43 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nataniel Byczynski!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch! fails to land with a series of punches.
Byczynski takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bitch! ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bitch! avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bitch! throws a series of punches but Byczynski moves out of range.
Bitch! takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bitch! thuds his right hand into Byczynski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

It looks like Nataniel Byczynski has been cut.
Bitch! scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Byczynski lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bitch! buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Bitch! clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Byczynski.
Bitch! scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Byczynski lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczynski avoids the elbow strike from Bitch!, against the cage.
Bitch! lands a shoulder strike.
Byczynski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bitch! works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bitch! lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Byczynski avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch!.
A shot in the inside from Bitch!.
Stalling in the clinch from Bitch!.
Still in the clinch, Bitch! scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bitch! doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Byczynski.
Bitch! lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Byczynski backwards.
Byczynski misses with the head strike.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside that Byczynski shrugs off.
Bitch! blocks an elbow strike.
Byczynski tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitch! lands a body shot.
Byczynski takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bitch! lands with a light punch inside.

That has opened up Nataniel Byczynski's cut even more.
Byczynski avoiding damage as Bitch! throws knees to the body.
Bitch! lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bitch! gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Byczynski misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Byczynski.
Byczynski dodges an elbow strike from Bitch!.
Byczynski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Byczynski blocks an uppercut.
Byczynski is trying to stall.
Bitch! stalling in the clinch but Byczynski improves position.
Bitch! misses with an elbow over the top.
Byczynski tries to work over Bitch!'s body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bitch! swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch! lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Byczynski or not.
Byczynski blocks the elbow strike.
Bitch! lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitch! pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bitch! lands an elbow inside.

The cut above Nataniel Byczynski's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bitch! scores with a shot to the side of Byczynski's head.
Byczynski throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch!.
Byczynski throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch!.

Nataniel Byczynski's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Byczynski throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Byczynski.
Bitch! throws an elbow that misses.
Bitch! misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bitch! lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Byczynski throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch!.
Bitch! lands a body shot in the clinch.
Byczynski throws a head punch that misses.
Bitch! pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczynski takes an elbow to the temple.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nataniel Byczynski's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rick James, Bitch!!
Our winner, Rick James, Bitch!, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.