PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joost Van De Wolf Keizer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yegor Klitschko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van De Wolf Keizer comes to the cage accompanied by MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Van De Wolf Keizer
vs
Klitschko

205 cm
38
281 lbs
38 - 14 - 2

200 cm
31
248 lbs
21 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Underworld Clothing
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yegor Klitschko!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klitschko falls off balance throwing a combination
and Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Klitschko throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Klitschko.
Klitschko jabs at Van De Wolf Keizer's body.
Klitschko darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Van De Wolf Keizer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klitschko throws a combination. Van De Wolf Keizer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klitschko throws a body punch but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking for a counter combo.
Klitschko throws a poor cross that misses
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a leg kick.
Klitschko tries to land a front kick but Van De Wolf Keizer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Van De Wolf Keizer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klitschko can pounce on him.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Klitschko fails to land with a series of punches.
Van De Wolf Keizer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Good shot there by Klitschko.
Klitschko lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Klitschko scores with a shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Van De Wolf Keizer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Van De Wolf Keizer dodges the punch combination from Klitschko.
Van De Wolf Keizer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Klitschko throws a head kick that misses

and Van De Wolf Keizer decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Klitschko's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Van De Wolf Keizer drops back, looking for a kneebar! Klitschko looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Klitschko looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Klitschko!

Van De Wolf Keizer tries to buck Klitschko off but Klitschko is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko controlling the position.
Klitschko cracks Van De Wolf Keizer with a big elbow.

Klitschko tries for a kimura but Van De Wolf Keizer is defending well.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Klitschko working the head and body with strikes.

Klitschko has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klitschko wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Klitschko connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Klitschko scores with a jab.
Klitschko thuds a left hand into Van De Wolf Keizer's body.
Klitschko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking for a counter combo.
Klitschko fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Van De Wolf Keizer on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Klitschko misses with a few strikes there.
Van De Wolf Keizer feinted with a counter takedown.
Klitschko's coach down at Tōshi was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Klitschko's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Klitschko is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Van De Wolf Keizer rather than just go for the knockout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klitschko. Van De Wolf Keizer does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yegor Klitschko dominated that round.
That's time! Van De Wolf Keizer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Klitschko lands with an overhand left.
Klitschko scores with a body shot.
Klitschko lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Joost Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klitschko scores with a three punch combo!
Klitschko punishes Van De Wolf Keizer's body with a nice straight punch.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klitschko looks to score with a jab to the body but Van De Wolf Keizer is just out of range.
Van De Wolf Keizer appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Klitschko throws a lazy body kick
and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a good, hard body kick but Klitschko shrugs it off.
Klitschko throws a lazy right hand but Van De Wolf Keizer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yegor Klitschko is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klitschko moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Klitschko lands an overhand right.
A punch combination from Klitschko misses.
Klitschko bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Van De Wolf Keizer's head.
Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Van De Wolf Keizer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Yegor Klitschko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klitschko misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klitschko throws a right hand that Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under and follows up with a left that Van De Wolf Keizer also avoids with ease.
Van De Wolf Keizer changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Van De Wolf Keizer slips a jab from Klitschko.
Van De Wolf Keizer half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko throws a right hand that Van De Wolf Keizer ducks under and follows up with a left that Van De Wolf Keizer also avoids with ease.
Klitschko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van De Wolf Keizer attempts a counter takedown but Klitschko avoids it well and moves away.
Klitschko misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Van De Wolf Keizer is looking to counter with head kicks.
Klitschko throws a series of punches but Van De Wolf Keizer moves out of range.
And Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a quick kick to the body but Klitschko blocks it.
Klitschko misses with the combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some wild striking there from Klitschko.
A left and a right from Klitschko both land. Nice combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klitschko throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Van De Wolf Keizer.
Van De Wolf Keizer postures up and lands a big shot to Klitschko's brow.
Klitschko looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Klitschko preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Klitschko works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Klitschko utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Van De Wolf Keizer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Klitschko looking to control.
Klitschko being controlled here, momentarily.
Van De Wolf Keizer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control the position from guard on top but Klitschko is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Van De Wolf Keizer landing some decent shots from guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer tries to free his leg and advance position but Klitschko is retaining full guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Van De Wolf Keizer postures up in Klitschko's guard and throws a big left but Klitschko blocks it.
Van De Wolf Keizer pushing down on Klitschko's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Van De Wolf Keizer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Klitschko's head.
Van De Wolf Keizer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Klitschko's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Van De Wolf Keizer connects with a nice short shot to Klitschko's temple.
Klitschko is looking for a sweep. Van De Wolf Keizer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yegor Klitschko showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Klitschko lands a nice shot to the body.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Klitschko feints a jab promting Van De Wolf Keizer to slip. Klitschko then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Van De Wolf Keizer slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Klitschko throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Klitschko looks to land a combination. Van De Wolf Keizer sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van De Wolf Keizer takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Yegor Klitschko seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Klitschko bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Van De Wolf Keizer's head.
Klitschko connects with a right hand. Van De Wolf Keizer shakes it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klitschko swings widly with a right hand

so Van De Wolf Keizer counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Klitschko controls Van De Wolf Keizer momentarily but Van De Wolf Keizer frees himself.
Van De Wolf Keizer trying to control but Klitschko is working from the bottom.
Klitschko looking to hit a scissor sweep but Van De Wolf Keizer is one step ahead there.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing strikes but missing.
Klitschko utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Van De Wolf Keizer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Van De Wolf Keizer lying in Klitschko's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Klitschko decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Van De Wolf Keizer taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Yegor Klitschko!
A relieved looking Yegor Klitschko thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Joost Van De Wolf Keizer stepped up to the mic, saying 'This is my last fight, I have to tell everyone I am having a sex change, and my mind has not been in it lately. Thanks for everything..'.