PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Walian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rectal Porridge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Porridge has chosen Public Image as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Walian
vs
Porridge

169 cm
27
137 lbs
9 - 0 - 0

170 cm
23
145 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Walian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rectal Porridge!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walian moves out of range of the leg kick from Porridge.
Porridge misses with a few strikes there.
Porridge keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Walian.
Walian throws a body shot but no joy.
Porridge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Walian but Walian pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Walian gets a takedown into half guard.
Porridge is trying to maintain the position but Walian is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in half guard, Walian seems content to control.
Walian is thwarting Porridge's attempts to control the position.
Walian lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walian scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Porridge trying to control from the bottom.

Porridge looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Walian thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Porridge's head.
Porridge wants to get back to full guard.
Walian is trying to control. Porridge wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Walian is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Porridge looking for submissions off his back.
Walian lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walian winds up and cracks Porridge with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Walian trying to mount his opponent but Porridge defends it.
Walian is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nice strikes from Walian there.
Porridge moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Walian distracts Porridge with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Walian looking to pass the guard.
Walian with a nice head shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porridge looking to control.
Porridge looking to control but Walian passes into half guard.
Porridge has a hand on Walian's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Walian takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Porridge wants to control but Walian is having none of it.
Walian cracks Porridge with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Porridge tries to hold on but Walian pushes him away.
Porridge is squirming around, avoiding Walian's attempts to control the action.
Walian lands a heavy elbow.

Porridge is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walian lands a big elbow - Porridge is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Porridge is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jack Walian!