PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turbo Epicity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Slow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Epicity comes to the cage accompanied by Semi Charmed Life. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Epicity
vs
Slow

185 cm
19
185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

191 cm
20
193 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Turbo Epicity!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Slow!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Lou da Vinci and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Epicity closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Epicity blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Epicity blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Epicity keeps control of Slow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Slow misses with some punches.
A short right from Epicity.
Slow wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Epicity lands with a left to the head.
Epicity tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow blocks a body shot from Epicity.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Epicity.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow blocks a body shot from Epicity.
Epicity leaning against his opponent.
Slow blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow can't break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Epicity tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow can't break the clinch.
Slow working hard to break the clinch.

Slow breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Epicity - that will leave a mark!
Slow takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Epicity moves away.
Epicity has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Slow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Epicity throws a front kick that sends Slow stumbling back into the cage.
Epicity feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Slow's calf.
Epicity bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slow avoids a kick to the body.
Slow connects with a body shot.
Epicity moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

Epicity closes the distance and pushes Slow back into the cage.
Epicity can't find room to land a body shot as Slow controls the action.
Slow blocks an uppercut.
Epicity lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Epicity lands with a short shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Epicity's elbow.
Epicity prevents Slow from breaking the clinch.
Slow wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Epicity working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slow trying to control the position but instead, Epicity has worked for underhooks and has pushed Slow into the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Epicity.
A short right from Epicity on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Epicity.
Epicity stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Epicity slowing the pace effectively.
Slow wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Epicity has him pressed against the cage.
Epicity scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Epicity.
A nice right hand lands inside from Epicity.
Epicity lands a right hand.
Slow wants to stall.
Slow trying to stall but Epicity improves his position.
A right hand to the body from Epicity.
Epicity working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Epicity lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity blocks an uppercut.
Slow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow trying to stall but Epicity improves his position.
Epicity scores with a hook to the body.
Slow prevents a body shot from Epicity.
A short body shot lands from Epicity as the two fighters clinch.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Epicity controls his hands.
Epicity blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow can't break the clinch.
Good body shot from Epicity.
Slow looks winded!
Epicity lands a hook to the side of the head.
Epicity lands with a left to the head.
Epicity works on Slow's body with a couple of short punches.
A body shot lands from Epicity.
Epicity scores with a shoulder strike.
Epicity effectively controlling the action here.
Slow wants to get back to striking at distance but Epicity won't allow it.
Epicity lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Epicity lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Epicity lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Epicity tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Epicity.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Epicity.
Slow wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Epicity has him pressed against the cage.
Epicity stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Epicity throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slows head.
Epicity throws a head punch that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Epicity.
Slow working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Epicity.
Epicity lands with a short shot to the head.
Slow is trying to push Epicity away but Epicity has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Epicity.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Epicity is leaning against Slow and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slow tries to circle away but Epicity has him pinned against the cage.
Epicity working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Slow is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Epicity.
Slow is still on wobbly legs! Can Epicity finish him?
Epicity keeps control of Slow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turbo Epicity dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Epicity lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slow at a distance.
Slow seems to have recovered his senses.
Epicity cracks a nice hook into Slow's ribs.
Epicity throws a jab but it's blocked by Slow.
Slow takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Epicity with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Epicity closes the distance and pushes Slow back into the cage.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slow wants to break free but Epicity has control.
Turbo Epicity has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Epicity cracks Slow with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Epicity.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body punch from Epicity.
Slow is breathing heavily.
A hook to the body from Epicity.
Nice body punch from Epicity.
Slow prevents a body shot from Epicity.
Epicity lands a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Epicity scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Epicity.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Epicity working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Epicity has Slow pressed against the cage, preventing Slow from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Epicity lands a nice shot to the body.
Epicity blocks an uppercut.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow can't break the clinch.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Epicity is leaning against Slow and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A hook to the body from Epicity.
Epicity taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Epicity lands with a right to the head.
Epicity stalling the fight.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Epicity.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Epicity.
Epicity struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
A body shot lands from Epicity.
Epicity lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Epicity dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Epicity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Epicity.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Epicity lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Epicity lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Epicity lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Epicity lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slow is trying to push Epicity away but Epicity has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Slow letting Epicity take a breather here.
Epicity content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Epicity scores with a hook to the body.
Epicity scores with a shot to the side of Slow's head.
Epicity is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slow can do to turn this around?
Epicity is leaning against Slow and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Slow is looking to break free of the clinch but Epicity has double underhooks.
Good body shot from Epicity.
A right hook to the body lands for Epicity.
Epicity scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slow blocks a body shot from Epicity.
Epicity lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Epicity scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Epicity working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stalling in the clinch from Epicity.
Epicity pushes Slow against the cage. Epicity is working some dirty boxing. Epicity pushes off with a quick right hook! Slow goes down! Slow tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Epicity moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turbo Epicity!
During a confident post fight interview, Turbo Epicity thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.