PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Han Ha Ha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dark Terror (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ha Ha
vs
Terror

176 cm
21
193 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

172 cm
23
182 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Han Ha Ha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dark Terror!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ha Ha lands with a thumping leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ha Ha.

Ha Ha scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet.
Ha Ha is looking to advance position but Terror won't allow it.
Terror wants to improve his position but Ha Ha is controlling well.
Terror has his hands clasped together around Ha Ha's back. He's all about the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Terror is trying to control but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ha Ha content to control rather than advance.
The fighters are battling for position here. Terror manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Ha Ha trying to stand up but can't free himself from Terror's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Terror tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Ha Ha wants to get up but he can't break Terror's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Terror working a defensive guard but Ha Ha passes into half guard.
Ha Ha trying to advance position but Terror counters by regaining guard.
Terror has Ha Ha pulled in close to control his posture.
Ha Ha is looking to stand up but Terror won't let him.
Ha Ha trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Terror circles away from the clinch attempt.
A little jabbing left from Terror on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Terror fails to land the takedown.
Ha Ha appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Ha Ha misses with a wild combination.
A little jabbing left from Terror on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Terror circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ha Ha does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Terror shoots in but Ha Ha avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Terror misses with a wild combination.
Terror checks a leg kick.

Ha Ha has Terror up against the cage in a clinch.
Ha Ha gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Terror.
Han Ha Ha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dark Terror.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha can't find room to land a body shot as Terror controls the action.
Terror is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ha Ha is defending well.
Ha Ha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Terror backwards.
Ha Ha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Terror or not.
Ha Ha misses with a body punch.

Ha Ha decides to pull guard.
Ha Ha pulls Terror in close to prevent any damage.
Ha Ha on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ha Ha tries to get out of the position.
Terror is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Ha Ha keeping moving, preventing Terror from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Terror is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Terror postures up in Ha Ha's guard and throws a big left but Ha Ha blocks it.
Ha Ha is trying to control the position but Terror postures up.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Terror manages to pass to side control.
Ha Ha wants to get back to full guard but Terror has passed into side control.
Ha Ha tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Terror wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Ha Ha is working to avoid the ground and pound but Terror connects with a decent elbow.
Ha Ha struggling a bit here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ha Ha is working to avoid the ground and pound but Terror connects with a decent elbow.
Terror throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet but Terror is dominant here and he's now got Ha Ha's back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Han Ha Ha dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Terror shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ha Ha pinned against the cage. Ha Ha gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ha Ha connects with an inside leg kick.
Terror swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ha Ha misses with a jab, cross combination.
Terror digs a good hook to Ha Ha's body.

Ha Ha shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Terror napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Terror tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Terror is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
Ha Ha avoids the strikes from the bottom by Terror.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ha Ha tries to stand but Terror is controlling his head.
Terror can't do much from the bottom here.
Terror is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Terror is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Ha Ha off and has taken his back!
Ha Ha trying to get back to his feet but Terror is in full control for now.
Ha Ha wants to escape the position.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet.
Terror avoiding Ha Ha 's attempts to control his hands.
Terror is punishing Ha Ha with strikes - can he finish him?!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha is trying to remain composed but Terror is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Ha Ha trying to control the action but Terror just sinks the hooks in.
Ha Ha is trapped and Terror is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Ha Ha wants to get back to his feet.
Terror scores with punches from the back.
Ha Ha tries to escape the position.
Ha Ha is trying to get back to his feet but Terror has full control of the position and if anything, Ha Ha has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Terror gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Terror is riding his opponent, not letting Ha Ha buck him off.
You can see the frustration on Ha Ha's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ha Ha is keeping busy.
Terror lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Ha Ha staying busy and making it hard for Terror to control.
Ha Ha is trapped and Terror is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Terror punches Ha Ha on the ear.

Ha Ha is rocked!
Terror tries to get the hooks in deep but Ha Ha pushed the leg off.
Oh Ha Ha is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ha Ha is trying to get back to his feet but Terror has full control of the position and if anything, Ha Ha has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Terror lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Terror is scoring with a succession of shots from the back. Ha Ha is covering up - he's had enough and the ref steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dark Terror!
Dark Terror bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.