PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jt Colossus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poochyena has chosen This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Colossus
vs
Poochyena

194 cm
46
264 lbs
54 - 41 - 1

225 cm
38
295 lbs
41 - 19 - 3

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World class boxer
KO power

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World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 54 - 41 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jt Colossus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 19 - 3, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Colossus lands a glancing blow to the side of Poochyena's head.
Colossus misses with a straight right.
Colossus backing away here, and Poochyena unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Colossus connects with the punch.

Poochyena clinches with his opponent.
Poochyena tries to work over Colossus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Colossus misses with a punch on the inside.
Colossus scores with a shoulder strike.
Colossus lands a body shot.
Poochyena looks winded!
Poochyena swings wildly with an uppercut but Colossus uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Colossus.
A left hand lands to the body for Colossus.
A short right from Colossus.
Colossus lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Colossus tries a body shot but Poochyena blocks it.
Colossus tries to work over Poochyena's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Poochyena taking a breather.
Poochyena blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Colossus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colossus struggles to land a body shot inside as Poochyena controls his hands.
Poochyena blocking some punches.
Colossus lands with a light punch inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Colossus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Poochyena blocks an uppercut.
Colossus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Colossus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Colossus.
Colossus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Poochyena misses with the head strike.
Poochyena blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Colossus.
Colossus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Colossus throws a big uppercut that drops Poochyena! More strikes from Colossus and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Poochyena lies dazed against the cage as Colossus celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jt Colossus!
An intense looking Jt Colossus took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'By Odin's beard I have come to conquer the weak and bed their women. I haven't pooped in three days. Tonight we dine in Valhalla!'.