PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between HL Mencken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Higgs Boson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mencken comes to the cage accompanied by Circle Jerks - Question Authority. Higgs Boson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Mencken
vs
Boson

195 cm
20
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

205 cm
28
280 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, HL Mencken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Higgs Boson!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boson lands a jab.

It looks like HL Mencken has been cut.
Higgs Boson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.
Boson connects with a jab.
Mencken scores with a jab to the body.
Boson dodges the punch combination from Mencken.
Boson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Boson loads up on a big right hand but Mencken slips the punch.
Boson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Mencken is rocked!
Some wild striking there from Mencken.
We've been told by Mencken's head coaches at LOD: Purpose Training Center™ that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Boson feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Mencken sprawling to the canvas! Mencken rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Boson finish him?!
Oh Mencken is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boson circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Mencken tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Boson wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Higgs Boson!
Higgs Boson is the new heavyweight champion!
A victorious Higgs Boson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.