PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Unkown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moses Ohchooto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unkown's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I.C.P. BITCHES! MIRrorCulZ. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Unkown
vs
Ohchooto

173 cm
32
142 lbs
28 - 6 - 0

167 cm
29
145 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q)
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Unkown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Moses Ohchooto!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ohchooto throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Unkown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ohchooto misses with a left hand
and Unkown counters with an inside leg kick.
Ohchooto lands with a shot to the body.
A left and a right from Ohchooto both land. Nice combination.
Unkown looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ohchooto throws a hook but Unkown avoids it easily.
Ohchooto looks to score with a jab to the body but Unkown is just out of range.
A jab from Ohchooto misses.
Unkown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Ohchooto scores with a jab to the body.
Unkown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Unkown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Unkown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ohchooto lands a jab to the head.
Unkown misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ohchooto counters with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Ohchooto.

Unkown closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ohchooto quickly recovers to half guard.

Ohchooto makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Ohchooto keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Unkown. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Ohchooto closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ohchooto looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Unkown throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ohchooto blocks it with crossed arms.
Ohchooto lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Johnny Unkown has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ohchooto lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Ohchooto scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ohchooto.
Ohchooto throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Unkowns head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown wants a takedown.
Unkown blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Ohchooto fails to land.
Ohchooto comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ohchooto scores with a shoulder strike.
Ohchooto takes a knee to the side of the body.
A shot in the inside from Unkown.
Unkown works on Ohchooto's body with a couple of short punches.

Unkown breaks the clinch.
Ohchooto is looking to clinch but Unkown is avoiding it.
Unkown looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

Unkown looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Unkown tries to free his leg and advance position but Ohchooto is retaining full guard.
Unkown passes Ohchooto's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Unkown is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unkown looking to pass the guard.
Unkown being controlled here momentarily.
Unkown throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Unkown trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Unkown's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Ohchooto wants to stand but Unkown is controlling the position.
Unkown trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Unkown with a flurry of punches that miss.
Unkown missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Unkown chips away with some ground and pound.
Unkown advances position into side control!
Unkown scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Ohchooto to see if he's OK.
Unkown is looking to take a break and control but Ohchooto is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Unkown looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Moses Ohchooto dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Unkown's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ohchooto pivots, looking for a leg kick but Unkown is out of range and Ohchooto settles back down.
A swing and a miss from Ohchooto.
Unkown shoots for a double leg takedown but Ohchooto sprawls well. He's pushed Unkown's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ohchooto misses with a head kick.
Ohchooto misses with a straight left.
Ohchooto blocks the body kick.
Ohchooto scores with a nice strike.
Ohchooto throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Unkown's head.
Unkown tries for a takedown but Ohchooto circles away easily
and Ohchooto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unkown blocks a leg kick.
Unkown half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Unkown shoots for a double leg takedown but Ohchooto sprawls well. He's pushed Unkown's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Unkown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Unkown blocks a head kick by Ohchooto.
Unkown shoots for a takedown but Ohchooto saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Ohchooto has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Ohchooto.
A head kick misses from Ohchooto.
Ohchooto thows a left - swing and a miss!
As Ohchooto looks to move away, Unkown throws a big counter combo but Ohchooto just gets out of the way.
Unkown fails with a takedown attempt.
Unkown slips a jab from Ohchooto.
Unkown feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Unkown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Moses Ohchooto is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ohchooto scores with a shot to the body.
Unkown closes the distance and clinches up with Ohchooto, looking for a takedown. Unkown pushes Ohchooto against the cage but Ohchooto circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Unkown shoots in looking for a takedown. Ohchooto tries to sprawl out of it but Unkown keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ohchooto manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ohchooto scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ohchooto fails to land with a series of punches.
Unkown shoots in for a takedown but Ohchooto shows good takedown defense.
Nice sprawl there from Ohchooto as Unkown shoots in.
Unkown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Unkown throws a big counter combination but Ohchooto scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Ohchooto misses with a looping right.
Ohchooto misses the shot to the body.
Ohchooto scores with a punch to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Unkown looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ohchooto is fending him off so far but Unkown persists. Nope, Ohchooto circles away and we're back to standing.
Moses Ohchooto seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Unkown throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Ohchooto tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Unkown is in Ohchooto's guard.
Unkown trying to control the position from guard on top but Ohchooto is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unkown wants to pass the guard but Ohchooto is keeping the position.
Ohchooto trying to control the position.
Unkown looking to sit in guard and control but Ohchooto gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Unkown wants to sweep here but Ohchooto controlling him for the moment.
Unkown is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Unkown is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ohchooto is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Unkown has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ohchooto can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Unkown escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ohchooto gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Unkown is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Unkown has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ohchooto is pressing down on Unkown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Ohchooto not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Moses Ohchooto showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Johnny Unkown's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ohchooto pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Ohchooto.
Ohchooto thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ohchooto jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ohchooto keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Unkown fails with a takedown attempt.
Ohchooto tries to clinch but Unkown is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ohchooto.

Ohchooto rushes Unkown and presses him up against the cage.
Unkown tries a knee to the head but Ohchooto blocks it.
Ohchooto blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ohchooto lands a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ohchooto connects with a knee to the head.
Unkown tries to land knees in the clinch but Ohchooto avoids the damage to the body.
Unkown prevents a body shot from Ohchooto.
Unkown tries a knee to the head but Ohchooto blocks it.
Unkown using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ohchooto has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ohchooto pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ohchooto trying to land knees to the body.
Moses Ohchooto seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Unkown is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Unkown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Unkown has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Ohchooto avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Ohchooto.
Unkown drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Ohchooto gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Ohchooto lands a left hand that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Ohchooto lands a body shot.
Ohchooto crunches a lovely knee into Unkown's ribcage.
Ohchooto lands an elbow inside.
Unkown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ohchooto.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ohchooto lands a body shot.
Ohchooto lands an elbow just above Unkown 's eye.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Knees in the clinch landing for Ohchooto.
Ohchooto stops a takedown attempt from Unkown.
Ohchooto tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Unkown avoids it.
Ohchooto lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Ohchooto misses with an elbow strike.
Unkown blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ohchooto lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ohchooto lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Unkown's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ohchooto works on Unkown's body with a couple of short punches.
Ohchooto lands a nice knee to the body.
Ohchooto is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ohchooto gets through Unkown's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Unkown blocks an elbow strike.
Ohchooto lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ohchooto landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Ohchooto.
Ohchooto creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Unkown's defenses.
Ohchooto scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ohchooto is leaning against Unkown and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ohchooto lands with a right to the head.
Ohchooto blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Unkown tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Still in the clinch, Ohchooto scores with a nice short uppercut.
Unkown is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ohchooto.
Ohchooto lands an elbow just above Unkown 's eye.
Ohchooto landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ohchooto lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Unkown tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ohchooto avoids it.
Ohchooto scores with a shot to the side of Unkown's head.
Unkown is trying to break the clinch but Ohchooto is controlling him.
Ohchooto misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ohchooto with a knee to the head.
A shot in the inside from Ohchooto.

Unkown is rocked!
Ohchooto lands a nice uppercut.
Oh Unkown is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ohchooto creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ohchooto landing knees to the body.
Ohchooto looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ohchooto lands an uppercut.
Ohchooto lands a nice knee to the body.
Ohchooto lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ohchooto lands a hook that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Ohchooto lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Unkown tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ohchooto just stands there and leans against the cage.
Unkown takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ohchooto makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ohchooto putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Unkown in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Ohchooto crunches a lovely knee into Unkown's ribcage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ohchooto crunches a lovely knee into Unkown's ribcage.
Ohchooto lands a hook that snaps the head of Unkown backwards.
Ohchooto misses with a body punch.
Unkown is trying to push Ohchooto away but Ohchooto has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Unkown wants to get back to striking at distance but Ohchooto won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Moses Ohchooto really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny Unkown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ohchooto cracks Unkown with a good jab.
Ohchooto throws the left hand but Unkown avoids the punch easily.
Unkown seems to have got his legs back now.
Unkown fails with a takedown attempt.
Unkown changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ohchooto tries to avoid it but Unkown manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ohchooto to the ground. Ohchooto escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ohchooto! But no joy.

Unkown bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
An elbow from Unkown crashes against the mat.
Unkown looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Ohchooto is avoiding damage well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unkown postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Ohchooto wants to get back to his feet.
Ohchooto can't do much from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The strikes coming from Unkown are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Ohchooto defending against the ground and pound.
Unkown tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ohchooto's legs.
Unkown advances to mount.
Ohchooto felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Unkown throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Ohchooto avoids a series of strikes thrown by Unkown.
Ohchooto taking shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown with the ground and pound from mount.
Ohchooto sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Unkown is keen to just control but Ohchooto is a slippery customer.
Unkown missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Unkown takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Unkown is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Ohchooto is just riding it out for now. Unkown eventually gives up the hold.
Johnny Unkown overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Unkown is working for a submission of some sort.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ohchooto trying to control here.
Ohchooto is staying active underneath Unkown, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Unkown missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Unkown trying to pass the guard but Ohchooto defending well.
Unkown wants to stand up but Ohchooto is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Unkown is keen to just control but Ohchooto is a slippery customer.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Ohchooto thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ohchooto throws a solid leg kick but Unkown takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ohchooto.
Unkown tries to counter with a takedown but Ohchooto is quick to defend against it.
Unkown shoots in for a takedown but Ohchooto shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Unkown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Unkown.
Moses Ohchooto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A lazy left from Ohchooto finds it's target.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ohchooto lands with a hook. Unkown tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Unkown shoots in but no luck this time.
Ohchooto misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Unkown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Johnny Unkown will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Johnny Unkown's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Unkown shoots in looking for a takedown. Ohchooto tries to sprawl out of it but Unkown keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ohchooto manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ohchooto throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ohchooto throws a series of strikes that have Unkown backpedaling.
Ohchooto rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Unkown moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Unkown ducks under a wild hook from Ohchooto.
Unkown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ohchooto.
Ohchooto lands with a nice body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unkown takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Unkown walks into a stiff left hand from Ohchooto.

Unkown gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ohchooto avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unkown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unkown thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ohchooto's head.
Unkown takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Unkown throwing shots but Ohchooto is blocking nicely.
Unkown throwing shots but Ohchooto is blocking nicely.
Unkown throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Unkown is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Ohchooto is just riding it out for now. Unkown eventually gives up the hold.
Unkown not doing much here.
Johnny Unkown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Unkown not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Unkown landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ohchooto avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unkown.
Unkown thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ohchooto's head.
Unkown is trying to control. Ohchooto wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unkown is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Unkown throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Unkown not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ohchooto keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Unkown trying to mount his opponent but Ohchooto defends it.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Ohchooto pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ohchooto throws a head kick that misses.
Ohchooto misses with a head kick.
Unkown closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ohchooto circles away.
Unkown looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Unkown. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ohchooto swings widly with a right hand

so Unkown counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Unkown slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Unkown pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ohchooto is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Unkown throws an elbow that misses. Ohchooto uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Unkown's guard. Nice move by Ohchooto!

Unkown is looking for a triangle but Ohchooto pushes his legs off easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Unkown is looking for a triangle but Ohchooto pushes his legs off easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Moses Ohchooto.
I think Ohchooto has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 45:49
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 44:50
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 45:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Moses Ohchooto!
Moses Ohchooto is the new bantamweight champion!
Moses Ohchooto seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Johnny Unkown had this to say: 'Well blow me like a goat on a boat that was all that she wrote if you catch the antidote! Heehaw! I smoked to much meth and maybe that orgy before the fight in my trailer wasn't the best plan haha pullin an all. Ignore before a fighter yeah haw! Dang of dinglebanger!'.