PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Benji Assklown Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Broflovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Benji Assklown Jr could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kyle Broflovsky's chin.

Assklown Jr
vs
Broflovsky

209 cm
25
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benji Assklown Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovsky!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assklown Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Broflovsky on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Assklown Jr connects with a looping right hand.
Assklown Jr definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Assklown Jr misses with an uppercut
and Broflovsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky up against the cage in a clinch.
Assklown Jr lands a right hand.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Assklown Jr tries to work over Broflovsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Broflovsky takes a shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assklown Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Broflovsky controls his hands.
Assklown Jr misses with a punch to the body.
Assklown Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Assklown Jr.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr works on Broflovsky's body with a couple of short punches.
Assklown Jr scores with a shot to the side of Broflovsky's head.
Assklown Jr scores with a shot to the side of Broflovsky's head.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Broflovsky's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Broflovsky's gas tank.
Broflovsky prevents a body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a right hand.
A hook to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand.
Assklown Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr tries a body shot but Broflovsky blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr is working Broflovsky over against the cage.
Assklown Jr lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Broflovsky wants to get back to striking at distance but Assklown Jr won't allow it.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Assklown Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Assklown Jr is working Broflovsky over against the cage.
Assklown Jr lands an uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Broflovsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assklown Jr cracks Broflovsky with a nice body shot.
Broflovsky is trying to break the clinch but Assklown Jr has him pressed against the cage.
Broflovsky blocks a body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Broflovsky tries to break the clinch but Assklown Jr is controlling the position.
A short right from Assklown Jr on the inside.
Assklown Jr works on Broflovsky's body with a couple of short punches.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
Assklown Jr lands with a right to the head.
Broflovsky can't break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Assklown Jr.
Broflovsky's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
Assklown Jr works on Broflovsky's body with a couple of short punches.
We've been informed that Broflovsky has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Assklown Jr jumps guard but Broflovsky stands there with Assklown Jr around his waist. Assklown Jr gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands a shot to the body.
Assklown Jr lands a shot to the body.
Broflovsky is looking to break free of the clinch but Assklown Jr has double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Benji Assklown Jr dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Assklown Jr misses with a shot to the body
and Broflovsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Assklown Jr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Broflovsky counters with a stiff right hand.
Assklown Jr lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Assklown Jr fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Broflovsky looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Assklown Jr drives through and clinches with Broflovsky against the cage.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Broflovsky's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Broflovsky's gas tank.
Assklown Jr is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Broflovsky can do to turn this around?
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr - that landed with a thud.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assklown Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr is leaning against Broflovsky and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Broflovsky wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A short right from Assklown Jr on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Broflovskys head.
Assklown Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Assklown Jr misses with a body punch.
Broflovsky is looking to break free of the clinch but Assklown Jr has double underhooks.
A short right from Assklown Jr on the inside.

Broflovsky is rocked!
Broflovsky takes a shot to the head.
Broflovsky is still on wobbly legs! Can Assklown Jr finish him?
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Broflovsky.
Broflovsky blocking some punches.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Broflovsky.
Broflovsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Broflovsky wants to get back to striking at distance but Assklown Jr won't allow it.
Assklown Jr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Broflovsky.
Broflovsky blocks an uppercut.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Broflovsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assklown Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Broflovsky seems to have recovered his senses.
Assklown Jr is working Broflovsky over against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Assklown Jr lands with a left to the head.
Assklown Jr misses with a body punch.
Assklown Jr lands a right hand.
Broflovsky prevents a body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr tries to work over Broflovsky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Broflovsky blocks an uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Broflovsky backwards.
Benji Assklown Jr has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Broflovsky's ribcage. Broflovsky let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Assklown Jr is working Broflovsky over against the cage.
Broflovsky is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands with a right to the head.
Broflovsky wants to get back to striking at distance but Assklown Jr won't allow it.
A body shot lands from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Assklown Jr lands a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Assklown Jr.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr throws a big uppercut that drops Broflovsky! More strikes from Assklown Jr and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Broflovsky lies dazed against the cage as Assklown Jr celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Benji Assklown Jr!