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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clint Eastwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eastwood has chosen Thunderstruck by AC/DC as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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210 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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220 lbs
11 - 9 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Clint Eastwood!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eastwood throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
Eastwood throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Eastwood does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've been hearing reports that Brown has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Brown misses with a few strikes there.
Brown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A slow jab from Eastwood misses its intended target.
Brown tries for a takedown but Eastwood sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Eastwood is looking to slow Brown down with leg kicks.
Eastwood slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown avoids a kick to the body.
Brown appears to be looking for a big counter.
Brown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Eastwood moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brown checks the leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Brown.
Brown lands a jab to Eastwood's midsection.
Clint Eastwood seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Eastwood.
Eastwood loads up on a big right hand but Brown slips the punch.
Eastwood throws a jab but it's blocked by Brown.
Brown tries to counter with a takedown but Eastwood is quick to defend against it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Eastwood misses with a few strikes there.
Brown seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Brown misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eastwood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Brown sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Eastwood scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Brown doesn't seem bothered though.
Eastwood throws a jab but it's blocked by Brown.
Eastwood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brown lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Eastwood misses with a left hand
and Brown counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Brown tries to pull guard but Eastwood won't allow it.
Brown avoiding damage.
Brown is trying to trip Eastwood. He has hold of a leg but Eastwood is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Brown persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Eastwood wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Brown manages to pass to side control.
Eastwood avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Brown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice strikes from Brown there.
Brown is looking for a kimura here.
Eastwood is trying to stand.
Brown wants to control but Eastwood is keeping him busy.
Brown is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Eastwood sees it coming and defends easily.
Eastwood pushes Brown off looking to stand but Brown dives back in and keeps control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eastwood is not content to let Brown control the position.
Brown is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Brown trying to control from half guard but Eastwood is working away.
Eastwood is looking to escape.
Brown takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Brown is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Brown is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Eastwood is just riding it out for now. Brown eventually gives up the hold.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Brown is working for a submission of some sort.
Eastwood wants to get back to his feet.
Brown is trying to control. Eastwood wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Brown misses with a wild combination.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Eastwood! But no joy.
Eastwood throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Charles Brown will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Eastwood misses the jab.
Eastwood stuns Brown with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Brown takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown stuns Eastwood with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nice defenses there by Brown.
Brown fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Eastwood looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Brown misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Eastwood scores with a leg kick.
Brown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Eastwood.
A big right from Eastwood misses.
Brown half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eastwood defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Brown.
Eastwood avoids the head kick by Brown.
Brown shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charles Brown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eastwood swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Brown.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Eastwood throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
Eastwood throws a looping overhand right but Brown ducks down to avoid it.
Charles Brown is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Eastwood.
Eastwood displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Brown.
Eastwood throws a looping overhand right but Brown ducks down to avoid it.
Brown is looking to wear down Eastwood with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Eastwood stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Eastwood swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Eastwood throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
Brown feinted with a counter takedown.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Eastwood.
Eastwood attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Eastwood throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Eastwood pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Eastwood is looking to chop away at Brown's legs.
Brown has taken the fight to the clinch.
Eastwood holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Brown is working for takedown but Eastwood is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Eastwood is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Eastwood is trying to push Brown away but Brown has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Eastwood is pressed up against the cage. Brown has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Eastwood down to the mat. Eastwood avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Eastwood throws out a loose jab but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Eastwood manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown won't allow Eastwood to get back to his feet.
Brown advances to half guard.
Eastwood is trying to stand up here but Brown is controlling him well.
Brown wants to pass the guard but Eastwood is defending well.
Charles Brown overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eastwood scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Brown manages to mount him!
Eastwood squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Brown tries to control but Eastwood wriggling away.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Brown cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Brown wants to control the pace but Eastwood is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Eastwood really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Brown tries to control but Eastwood wriggling away.
Brown is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Eastwood has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Eastwood!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eastwood stopping the sweep attempt from Brown.
Eastwood wants to get up but he can't break Brown's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Eastwood is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Clint Eastwood showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Eastwood lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Brown circles away quickly and effectively.
Eastwood misses with a left hand
and Brown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Eastwood avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Eastwood throws a head kick that misses.
As Eastwood tries to get set, Brown tries to push him back and clinch up but Eastwood manages to avoid the attempt.
Brown shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Brown clinches up against the cage.
Eastwood's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Eastwood dodges the punch combination from Brown.
Eastwood throws out a counter right but Brown avoids it with no problem.
Brown shoots in and drives through. Eastwood sprawls well.
Eastwood throws out a counter right but Brown avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Eastwood.
Eastwood throws a hook but Brown avoids it easily.
Eastwood jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Brown on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Eastwood throws a shot from downtown. Brown moves away and avoids it.
Eastwood throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown takes a jab right on the kisser.
Eastwood chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Brown with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Eastwood to score with a decent uppercut.
Brown is rocked!
Eastwood plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Brown swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Brown face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Clint Eastwood!
Clint Eastwood seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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