PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Benji Assklown Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Broflovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Broflovsky has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Assklown Jr
vs
Broflovsky

209 cm
25
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benji Assklown Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovsky!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Assklown Jr clinches up with Broflovsky and pushes him back against the cage.
Broflovsky looks winded!
Assklown Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Broflovsky backwards.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Broflovsky's ribcage. Broflovsky let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assklown Jr works on Broflovsky's body with a couple of short punches.
Good body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr lands an uppercut.
Assklown Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Assklown Jr.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Broflovsky takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
Assklown Jr throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Assklown Jr breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Broflovsky gets tackled into the cage by Assklown Jr. Assklown Jr maintains the clinch.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Broflovskys head.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Broflovsky.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Broflovsky's ribcage. Broflovsky let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assklown Jr works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Broflovskys head.
Assklown Jr doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Assklown Jr lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Assklown Jr.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Assklown Jr throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assklown Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands a shoulder strike.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Broflovsky or not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Assklown Jr scores with a nice short uppercut.
Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Broflovsky is rocked!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Broflovsky.
Broflovsky is still on wobbly legs! Can Assklown Jr finish him?
Assklown Jr misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Broflovsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Assklown Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr - that landed with a thud.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Assklown Jr misses with the head strike.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Broflovsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Broflovsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr pushes Broflovsky back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
We've been informed that Broflovsky has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr misses with some punches.
Assklown Jr misses with a punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr misses with the head strike.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Broflovsky blocks an uppercut.
Broflovsky blocks an uppercut.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Assklown Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Broflovsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Broflovsky.
Broflovsky blocking some punches.
Assklown Jr misses with the head strike.
Assklown Jr misses with the head strike.
Broflovsky blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Assklown Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Assklown Jr misses with a punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr misses with the head strike.
Assklown Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr presses Broflovsky against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Assklown Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Broflovsky.
Assklown Jr throws a head punch that misses.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Benji Assklown Jr dominated that round.
That's time! Assklown Jr's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Assklown Jr misses with a straight right.
Broflovsky seems to have recovered his senses.

Assklown Jr moves into the clinch.
Assklown Jr throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Assklown Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Broflovsky controls his hands.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
Assklown Jr throws a big uppercut that drops Broflovsky! More strikes from Assklown Jr and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Broflovsky lies dazed against the cage as Assklown Jr celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Benji Assklown Jr!