PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricki Suckerpunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fong Say Yuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fong Say Yuk told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Suckerpunch
vs
Say Yuk

210 cm
28
270 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

207 cm
20
207 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ricki Suckerpunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fong Say Yuk!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Ben Hemmingworth and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Say Yuk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Suckerpunch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A low kick from Say Yuk misses
and Suckerpunch counters with a one-two to the body.
Say Yuk rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Suckerpunch counter with a right hand.
Say Yuk misses with a hook.
Suckerpunch moves out of range as Say Yuk strikes.
Say Yuk swings for the body but Suckerpunch moves out of range.
Suckerpunch wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A lazy body kick from Suckerpunch
and Say Yuk counters with a straight right hand.
Say Yuk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Suckerpunch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Say Yuk swinging wildly here.
Say Yuk misses with a shot to the body

and Suckerpunch counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Suckerpunch.
Say Yuk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Say Yuk tries to throw a body punch but Suckerpunch avoids it by throwing Say Yuk back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Say Yuk lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Suckerpunch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Say Yuk backwards.
Say Yuk throws a punch but it's blocked by Suckerpunch.
Say Yuk tries to throw a body punch but Suckerpunch avoids it by throwing Say Yuk back against the cage.
Suckerpunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Say Yuk backwards.
Suckerpunch struggles to land a body shot inside as Say Yuk controls his hands.
Say Yuk unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Say Yuk is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Suckerpunch dodges an elbow strike from Say Yuk.
Say Yuk lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Suckerpunch or not.
Suckerpunch wants to stall.
Say Yuk scores a nice knee to the body.
Suckerpunch tries to throw a body punch but Say Yuk avoids it by throwing Suckerpunch back against the cage.
Say Yuk lands a good knee to the midsection. Suckerpunch won't want to take too many of those.
Suckerpunch is breathing heavily.
Suckerpunch pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Say Yuk digs a right hand into Suckerpunch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Suckerpunch's gas tank.
Say Yuk misses with some punches.
Suckerpunch prevents a body shot from Say Yuk.
Say Yuk creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Suckerpunch's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Say Yuk is struggling to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Say Yuk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Say Yuk misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Say Yuk just misses with a elbow thrown towards Suckerpunch's brow.
Suckerpunch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Say Yuk.
Say Yuk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Say Yuk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Say Yuk lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Suckerpunch or not.
Say Yuk tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Suckerpunch's elbow.
Suckerpunch blocks a body shot from Say Yuk.
Say Yuk has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Suckerpunch seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Say Yuk can turn it around.
Say Yuk tries to throw a body punch but Suckerpunch avoids it by throwing Say Yuk back against the cage.
Suckerpunch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Suckerpunch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Say Yuk backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Say Yuk throws an elbow but misses.
Say Yuk misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch is trying to break the clinch but Say Yuk has him pressed against the cage.
Say Yuk tries to throw a body punch but Suckerpunch avoids it by throwing Say Yuk back against the cage.
Suckerpunch working hard to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Suckerpunch.
Say Yuk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Say Yuk stalling in the clinch but Suckerpunch improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Say Yuk creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Say Yuk tries to work over Suckerpunch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Suckerpunch can't find room to land a body shot as Say Yuk controls the action.
Say Yuk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Say Yuk missing with knees to the body.
Suckerpunch scores with a shot to the side of Say Yuk's head.
Suckerpunch lands a body punch.
Say Yuk tries to work over Suckerpunch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Say Yuk creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Suckerpunch stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Suckerpunch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Suckerpunch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Suckerpunch lands an uppercut.

It looks like Fong Say Yuk has been cut.
A short right from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right hand to the body from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Suckerpunch content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Suckerpunch misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Say Yuk wants to stall.
Say Yuk struggles to land a body shot inside as Suckerpunch controls his hands.
Suckerpunch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Suckerpunch lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch lands a body shot.
Suckerpunch is working Say Yuk over against the cage.
Suckerpunch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Suckerpunch controlling the action here for a moment.
A right hand to the body from Suckerpunch.
Suckerpunch lands a body shot.
Suckerpunch lands with a left to the head.
Suckerpunch is stalling here.
Suckerpunch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Say Yuk on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ricki Suckerpunch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fong Say Yuk's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Say Yuk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Suckerpunch.
Say Yuk misses with a shot to the body

and Suckerpunch counters with a crisp one two that drops Say Yuk! Suckerpunch thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Say Yuk to his feet! Say Yuk is in big trouble!
Say Yuk throws a hook but Suckerpunch avoids it easily.
Suckerpunch appears to be looking for a big counter.
Say Yuk loads up on a big right hand but Suckerpunch slips the punch.
As Say Yuk tries to get set, Suckerpunch tries to push him back and clinch up but Say Yuk manages to avoid the attempt.
Say Yuk feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Suckerpunch's calf.
Suckerpunch moves out of range of the body kick.
Say Yuk throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Suckerpunch to counter with a crisp jab.
Say Yuk throws a nice looking combination but Suckerpunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Suckerpunch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Say Yuk.
We've been told by Suckerpunch's head coaches at The Iron Works $800 Elite Coaches that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Say Yuk misses with a combination
and Say Yuk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Say Yuk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fong Say Yuk seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Say Yuk misses with a straight left.
A low kick from Say Yuk misses
and Suckerpunch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Suckerpunch ducks under a wild hook from Say Yuk.
Say Yuk just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSuckerpunch.
The fighters circling - Say Yuk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Say Yuk throws a series of punches but Suckerpunch avoids them all with ease.
Say Yuk is breathing heavily.
A lazy body kick from Say Yuk
letting Suckerpunch counter with a right hand.

Say Yuk is rocked!
Suckerpunch dodges the punch combination from Say Yuk.
Suckerpunch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A low kick from Say Yuk is predictable there
and Suckerpunch counters with a left and a right that stings Say Yuk.
Say Yuk is still on wobbly legs! Can Suckerpunch finish him?
Ricki Suckerpunch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Say Yuk thows a leg kick but Suckerpunch checks it
and Suckerpunch counters with a huge left! Say Yuk is in big trouble! He's backing up but Suckerpunch isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Say Yuk from any more damage. A dominating finish by Suckerpunch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ricki Suckerpunch!
A very excited looking Ricki Suckerpunch rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.