PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ottis Toole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Snead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toole comes to the cage accompanied by Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Toole
vs
Snead

205 cm
28
275 lbs
22 - 10 - 0

192 cm
33
275 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Mohito Fightwear

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ottis Toole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sam Snead!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Snead looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Snead lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Toole scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snead lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

It looks like Ottis Toole has been cut.
Snead loads up on a big right hand but Toole slips the punch.
The fighters circling - Snead throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toole jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Snead drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Toole defends it well.
Nice body punch from Toole.
The fighters circling - Snead throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toole misses with a hook. Snead ducked under it nicely.
Snead swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Toole fails to land with a series of punches.
Snead looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toole fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Toole misses with a body shot.
Snead thows a left - swing and a miss!
Snead lands a nice shot to the body.
Snead misses with a straight right.
Snead dips to his left and cracks Toole with an uppercut!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toole lands a glancing blow to the side of Snead's head.
Toole misses with a low kick.
Snead fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Toole is out of range.
Snead thuds his right hand into Toole's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Snead moves away from the strike by Toole.
BAM! Snead delivers a spinning backfist that drops Toole like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Sam Snead!
Sam Snead very nearly forgot to thank Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 200$) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
Ottis Toole spoke after the fight, saying 'My opponent may have won this time, but I'm going to eat his children. '.