PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lan Mandragoran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bateman
vs
Mandragoran

203 cm
38
274 lbs
36 - 17 - 0

202 cm
36
242 lbs
36 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lan Mandragoran!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mandragoran slips a jab from Bateman.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mandragoran - that will leave a mark!
Bateman has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Mandragoran counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Bateman.
Mandragoran walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bateman walks into a left hand.
Bateman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That kick from Mandragoran tenderised Bateman's leg. Bateman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mandragoran throws an overhand right that lands on Bateman's shoulder, as Bateman tries to avoid the shot.
Bateman throws a shot to the body.
Mandragoran misses with a right hand
and Bateman counters with a straight right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bateman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mandragoran.
A jab lands there for Mandragoran.
Bateman cracks Mandragoran with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mandragoran fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bateman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bateman does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mandragoran just misses with a punch to the body.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mandragoran. Bateman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bateman throws a hook to the side of Mandragoran's head but Mandragoran sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses.
Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mandragoran avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Mandragoran counters with a nice kick to the body.
Mandragoran moves out of range of the body kick.
Mandragoran ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bateman moves away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mandragoran - that will leave a mark!
Mandragoran scores with a jab to the head.
Mandragoran avoids the body shot from Bateman.
Mandragoran slips a straight right by Bateman.
Mandragoran connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bateman momentarily.
Mandragoran uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bateman.
Mandragoran swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Mandragoran lands a big uppercut and Bateman crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bateman looks OK. Mandragoran waves Bateman back to his feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mandragoran connects with a body shot.
Bateman is breathing heavily.

Mandragoran feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bateman sprawling to the canvas! Bateman rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Mandragoran finish him?!

Bateman is rocked!
Mandragoran cracks Bateman with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lan Mandragoran!