PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks comes to the cage accompanied by The Seinfeld Intro. Butt comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Tiddlywinks
vs
Butt

197 cm
21
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
21
260 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks slips under a jab from Butt.
Tiddlywinks scores with a hook.
Tiddlywinks lands a head kick. Butt smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Enormous Butt has been cut.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Butt with a poor takedown

and Tiddlywinks counters with a head kick that drops Butt!
Butt is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Our spies down at at LOD: Purpose Training Center™ inform us that Butt has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Butt is looking for a triangle here but Tiddlywinks uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Butt manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Butt gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Tiddlywinks knocks Butt to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?

Tiddlywinks has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt is looking to clinch but Tiddlywinks is avoiding it.
Nice straight punches there by Tiddlywinks. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tiddlywinks.

That has opened up Enormous Butt's cut even more.
Butt misses with a takedown attempt
and Tiddlywinks counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts Butt off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Tiddlywinks follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but Butt was out before he hit the floor.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Roger Tiddlywinks!
As Roger Tiddlywinks got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
Enormous Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.