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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clive Hemsworth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynamite's entrance music is Napoleon Dynamite (Remix). A fine choice. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clive Hemsworth!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Hemsworth on his heels. He'll look to pass Hemsworth's guard now, I'm sure.
Hemsworth has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dynamite can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hemsworth is looking for a triangle but Dynamite pushes his legs off easily.
Hemsworth working for a triangle but Dynamite defends it easily.
Dynamite slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Dynamite is trying to get an arm triangle but Hemsworth is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Hemsworth is trying to control Dynamite's posture but Dynamite avoids it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Hemsworth is looking to reverse the position.
Dynamite tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Hemsworth throws a few strikes from the bottom but Dynamite takes advantage and mounts!
Hemsworth sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Dynamite is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite wants to take a breather but Hemsworth is having none of it.
Dynamite seems to be looking for submissions.
Dynamite looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Dynamite wants to pass the guard but Hemsworth is defending well.
Hemsworth looking for submissions off his back.
Hemsworth flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
The fighters are battling for position here. Hemsworth manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hemsworth trying to control the position.
Hemsworth keeping moving, preventing Dynamite from controlling successfully.
Hemsworth working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dynamite doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dynamite manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hemsworth controls Dynamite momentarily but Dynamite frees himself.
Hemsworth looks winded!
Dynamite works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've been informed that Hemsworth has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Hemsworth looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dynamite is looking to take a break and control but Hemsworth is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hemsworth is in trouble now - Dynamite has advanced to mount!
Dynamite prevents Hemsworth from getting the reversal.
Dynamite controlling the position easily from mount.
Hemsworth is squirming around, avoiding Dynamite's attempts to control the action.
Dynamite is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Hemsworth can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dynamite controlling the pace for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Dynamite shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Hemsworth is trying to defend but Dynamite finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Dynamite trying to mount his opponent but Hemsworth defends it.
Hemsworth is in trouble now - Dynamite has advanced to mount!
Hemsworth defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Dynamite.
Dynamite has control of Hemsworth's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Hemsworth regains control of the situation pretty easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hemsworth slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hemsworth looking for subs from the bottom but Dynamite mounts him!
Dynamite trying to control but Hemsworth is having none of it.
Hemsworth tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dynamite trying to control but Hemsworth is having none of it.
Hemsworth tries to reverse the position but Dynamite maintains control.
Hemsworth gets back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hemsworth is trying to control but can't.
Dynamite wants to take a breather but Hemsworth is having none of it.
Dynamite is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hemsworth actively working from the bottom here.
Hemsworth is breathing heavily.
Dynamite works his foot free and advances to mount.
Dynamite takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dynamite wants to finish this one by submission but Hemsworth is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dynamite.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Hemsworth is surviving well by controlling Dynamite's body position as best he can.
Dynamite wants to control the pace but Hemsworth is squirming around nicely.
Dynamite is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Hemsworth is surviving well by controlling Dynamite's body position as best he can.
Dynamite looking to control but Hemsworth is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dynamite is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Hemsworth is surviving well by controlling Dynamite's body position as best he can.
Dynamite working for a submission but Hemsworth is keeping him at bay.
Napoleon Dynamite overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hemsworth is desperately trying to improve his position but Dynamite has a good base and remains in mount.
Hemsworth is squirming around, avoiding Dynamite's attempts to control the action.
Hemsworth tries to hold on but Dynamite postures up.
Hemsworth is looking to get to half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dynamite is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Hemsworth can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Dynamite controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Dynamite scores with a takedown into Hemsworth's guard.
Dynamite trying to control the position from guard on top but Hemsworth is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hemsworth is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dynamite defends well.
Dynamite drops back looking for a leg! Hemsworth is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Hemsworth manages to kick Dynamite off! Dynamite jumps back into Hemsworth's guard.
Dynamite is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hemsworth can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hemsworth has his foot on Dynamite's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dynamite works his way back into a safe position though.
Hemsworth had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dynamite defends it easily.
Hemsworth takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hemsworth keeping moving, preventing Dynamite from controlling successfully.
Dynamite wants to pass the guard but Hemsworth is keeping the position.
Dynamite wants to control from the top but Hemsworth keeps moving.
Dynamite works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Dynamite is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Hemsworth looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dynamite wants to work for an arm triangle but Hemsworth is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dynamite is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Hemsworth doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dynamite.
Dynamite tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hemsworth knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite is controlling the pace.
Hemsworth is defending against the submission attempts here by Dynamite.
Dynamite is trying to work for a kimura but Hemsworth is defending well.
Hemsworth gets back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dynamite trying to control but Hemsworth is working from the bottom.
Dynamite showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Dynamite avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dynamite trying to control but Hemsworth is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hemsworth working for a triangle but Dynamite defends it easily.
Clive Hemsworth has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hemsworth looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dynamite has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
A victorious Napoleon Dynamite thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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