PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Louie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Benji Assklown Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King Louie has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Louie
vs
Assklown Jr

225 cm
25
298 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

209 cm
25
290 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, King Louie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benji Assklown Jr!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Louie doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Assklown Jr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Assklown Jr keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Assklown Jr scores with a jab to the body.
Louie misses with a kick to the body
and Louie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Assklown Jr is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice takedown defense from Assklown Jr. No joy for Louie on that attempt.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot.
Good exchange - Assklown Jr coming out on top.
Louie shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Assklown Jr sprawls well. Assklown Jr wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Louie gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for King Louie. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Assklown Jr has managed to clinch.
Assklown Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr keeps control of Louie as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Good body shot from Assklown Jr.
A short body shot lands from Assklown Jr as the two fighters clinch.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Louie is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
Louie is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Assklown Jr to keep the fight standing.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assklown Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Louie.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Good body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr works on Louie's body with a couple of short punches.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr scores with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.
Still in the clinch, Assklown Jr scores with a nice short uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr can't break the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Assklown Jr presses Louie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand.
Assklown Jr presses Louie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Assklown Jr is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Assklown Jr gets through Louie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr lands a nice shot to the body.
Louie trying to land knees to the body.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Louie or not.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the side of the head.
Assklown Jr looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Assklown Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assklown Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Louie's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Louie's gas tank.
Assklown Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Assklown Jr.
Good body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr is working Louie over against the cage.
Assklown Jr lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Louie's ribcage. Louie let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assklown Jr lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Assklown Jr throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Benji Assklown Jr dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Assklown Jr scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Louie doesn't seem bothered though.
Assklown Jr connects with a looping right hand.
Assklown Jr jabs at Louie's body.
Assklown Jr listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands a nice hook to Louie's body. Louie takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
King Louie is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Louie doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Assklown Jr comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Assklown Jr rushes Louie and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Assklown Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Assklown Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Assklown Jr lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Louie or not.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Louie or not.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Assklown Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A shot in the inside from Assklown Jr.
Good body shot from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Louie's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Louie's gas tank.
Assklown Jr has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A right hook to the body lands for Assklown Jr.
A short right from Assklown Jr.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A hook to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand.
Assklown Jr lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
A right hook to the body lands for Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A nice left hand lands by Assklown Jr.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Louie's ribcage. Louie let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Assklown Jr lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Assklown Jr lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Louie takes a shot to the head.
Assklown Jr lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Assklown Jr on the inside.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Assklown Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Assklown Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Louie or not.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Louie's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Louie's gas tank.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, Assklown Jr scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Assklown Jr as the two fighters clinch.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr lands a shot to the body.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand into Louie's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Louie's gas tank.
A right handed body shot lands from Assklown Jr.
A left hand lands to the body for Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr scores with a shoulder strike.
A short left from Assklown Jr.
A short right from Assklown Jr.
Louie tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Assklown Jr smiles and moves away.
Assklown Jr lands with a nice body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assklown Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Assklown Jr goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Benji Assklown Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Assklown Jr throws out a loose jab but Louie uses good head movement to avoid it.

Assklown Jr fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Louie, pushing him back against the cage.
Assklown Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Louie.
Assklown Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Assklown Jr cracks Louie with a nice body shot.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Louies head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Assklown Jr scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Benji Assklown Jr showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Louie takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Assklown Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Assklown Jr lands with a right hand.
A right-left combo lands from Assklown Jr.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Assklown Jr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Louie shoots in looking for a takedown. Assklown Jr tries to sprawl out of it but Louie keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Assklown Jr manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Assklown Jr tries to counter with a clinch but Louie shakes him off and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Louie takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Louie on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Assklown Jr closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A short left from Assklown Jr.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr is leaning against Louie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short left from Assklown Jr.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr presses Louie against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Assklown Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A shot in the inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr pushes Louie back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr is leaning against Louie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Assklown Jr lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Louies head.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Louie.
A hook to the body from Assklown Jr.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.
Nice body punch from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Assklown Jr scores with a hook to the body.
A short left from Assklown Jr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
A short right from Assklown Jr on the inside.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a shoulder strike.
Assklown Jr throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Benji Assklown Jr is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Assklown Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Louie or not.
A short body shot lands from Assklown Jr as the two fighters clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Louie wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr lands a hook that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Louie backwards.
Louie tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Assklown Jr just stands there and leans against the cage.
Assklown Jr lands a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assklown Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Assklown Jr creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr lands a body punch.
Assklown Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
King Louie has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Assklown Jr blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

And that's the end of the fight!
Benji Assklown Jr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Assklown Jr has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 24:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 24:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Benji Assklown Jr!