PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Vinny Zombo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Vinny Zombo has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Vinny Zombo seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Zombo
vs
Falwell

186 cm
31
159 lbs
17 - 15 - 1

171 cm
32
144 lbs
1 - 60 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vinny Zombo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 60 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zombo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Zombo instigates a clinch.
Zombo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Falwell is rocked!
A short left from Zombo.
Falwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Zombo finish him?
Zombo scores with a shoulder strike.
Falwell has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Zombo after a bit of a struggle.
Zombo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Zombo lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Falwell to his knees! Zombo keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vinny Zombo!
After the big win, Vinny Zombo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors GREEN!160 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.