PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kenny McCormick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Morys Bankowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bankowski is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rocket Man. On his way into the cage it seems that Kenny McCormick has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kenny McCormick seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McCormick
vs
Bankowski

186 cm
34
177 lbs
16 - 8 - 1

171 cm
31
170 lbs
10 - 10 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Kenny McCormick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 2, fighting out of London, Morys Bankowski!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick lands there from McCormick.
McCormick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bankowski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McCormick scores with a jab to the head.
McCormick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bankowski.
A big right from McCormick misses.
An inside leg kick lands from McCormick.
A jab from McCormick does it's job there.
Jab by McCormick.
McCormick throws a leg kick which misses Bankowski's front leg but catches the back leg as Bankowski tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCormick cracks a nice hook into Bankowski's ribs.

McCormick lands a big head kick that sends Bankowski tumbling to the mat! McCormick takes a step backwards and waves Bankowski back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bankowski is rocked!

It looks like Morys Bankowski has been cut.
Bankowski fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bankowski is still on wobbly legs! Can McCormick finish him?
McCormick is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
McCormick with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCormick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McCormick lands a jab to Bankowski's midsection.
Bankowski seems to have recovered his senses.
A good leg kick by McCormick.
McCormick scores with a nice head shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for McCormick.

Bankowski gets tackled into the cage by McCormick. McCormick maintains the clinch.
A short uppercut from McCormick.
Bankowski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from McCormick.
Nice body punch from McCormick - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from McCormick.
Bankowski looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCormick digs a right hand underneath Bankowski's ribcage. Bankowski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McCormick lands a left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCormick lands a body punch.
McCormick lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from McCormick.
McCormick lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bankowski backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from McCormick.
McCormick lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McCormick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McCormick cracks Bankowski with a nice body shot.
A short uppercut from McCormick.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McCormick creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from McCormick.
McCormick is leaning against Bankowski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from McCormick.
Bankowski's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCormick lands a left hand.
McCormick lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Bankowski to his knees! McCormick keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kenny McCormick!
Kenny McCormick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.