PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Garfunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arthur Curry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garfunkel comes into the arena with Haifisch blaring out of the sound system. Curry has chosen Molly Malone - The Dubliners as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Garfunkel
vs
Curry

208 cm
33
272 lbs
22 - 8 - 0

207 cm
27
285 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Garfunkel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Arthur Curry!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garfunkel tries to land a leg kick but Curry saw it coming and moves away.
Horrible takedown attempt by Garfunkel or perhaps it was just good defense by Curry, which made it look bad.
Curry with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Garfunkel attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Garfunkel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Curry on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Curry misses with a straight left.
Garfunkel swings widly with a right hand
and Curry counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Curry connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Garfunkel's hands.

Curry lands a big uppercut and Garfunkel crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Garfunkel looks OK. Curry waves Garfunkel back to his feet!

Garfunkel is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Oh Garfunkel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Garfunkel is breathing heavily.

Garfunkel manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Curry on his heels. He'll look to pass Curry's guard now, I'm sure.
Curry looking for a sweep. Not yet Curry, not yet.
Garfunkel seems to have got his legs back now.

Curry working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Garfunkel doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Garfunkel manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curry pulls Garfunkel in to control the position.

Curry escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Garfunkel gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Garfunkel is fighting to break Curry's control of his arms but Curry is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Curry trying to keep a closed guard but Garfunkel is proving a slippery customer.
Garfunkel loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Garfunkel loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Garfunkel with a nice head shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Garfunkel trying to control but Curry is working from the bottom.
Garfunkel has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Garfunkel postures up in Curry's guard and throws a big left but Curry blocks it.

Curry has his foot on Garfunkel's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Garfunkel works his way back into a safe position though.
Garfunkel looking to pass the guard.
Garfunkel working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Curry is on top in guard.

Curry stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Garfunkel swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Garfunkel wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curry throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Curry trying to control but Garfunkel is working from the bottom.
Curry is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

Garfunkel looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Curry throwing strikes but missing.
Curry scoring with some ground and pound.

Frank Garfunkel's cut is getting worse.

Garfunkel working for a triangle but Curry defends it easily.

Garfunkel throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Curry trying to control the position from guard on top but Garfunkel is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Garfunkel trying to keep a closed guard but Curry is proving a slippery customer.
Curry trying to control the position from guard on top but Garfunkel is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arthur Curry dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Garfunkel throws a leg kick that misses.
Some wild striking there from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel lunges at Curry with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Curry's hand.
Curry looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Curry ducks under a wild hook from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Garfunkel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Curry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Garfunkel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Curry has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Curry and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Curry appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel throws a right hand that Curry ducks under and follows up with a left that Curry also avoids with ease.
Curry connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A big left from Garfunkel misses.
Garfunkel throws a jab but it's blocked by Curry.
Curry takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Garfunkel on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garfunkel lands a nice shot that snaps Curry's head back.
Garfunkel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Curry gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Garfunkel.
Curry misses with a wild body shot.
Garfunkel fails to land with a series of punches.
Arthur Curry is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garfunkel blocks a leg kick.
Curry looks for the body kick but Garfunkel saw that one coming.
Garfunkel fires out a quick counter leg kick but Curry just manages to avoid it.
Curry takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garfunkel throws a chopping leg kick but Curry manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Curry looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Curry takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A big right from Curry misses.
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Frank Garfunkel's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Garfunkel lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curry lands an overhand right.

Jeez, Frank Garfunkel's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Garfunkel is looking to score with low kicks.
Curry pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Garfunkel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Garfunkel checks a leg kick nicely.
Arthur Curry seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Curry.
Garfunkel scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Curry on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A jab from Garfunkel misses.
Garfunkel throws an overhand right that lands on Curry's shoulder, as Curry tries to avoid the shot.
Curry scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Curry misses with a body shot.
Curry ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curry moves into range and connects with a jab.
Curry cracks Garfunkel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Garfunkel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Arthur Curry!
Arthur Curry bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.