PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren Myles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes to the cage accompanied by Cornholio MegaMix. Myles is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Cornholio
vs
Myles

169 cm
37
171 lbs
21 - 15 - 0

173 cm
34
176 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Darren Myles!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Myles throws a looping overhand right but Cornholio ducks down to avoid it.
Myles throws a right and a left that Cornholio avoids nicely.
Myles lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Great Cornholio has been cut.
Cornholio dodges the punch combination from Myles.
Cornholio ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Myles moves away.

Cornholio closes the distance and pushes Myles back into the cage.
Myles goes for a takedown attempt but Cornholio pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cornholio ducks under a wild hook from Myles.
Cornholio definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Myles swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Myles takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Darren Myles has been cut.
Myles paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid body kick from Cornholio.

Myles lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Cornholio sprawling to the canvas. Myles follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Cornholio hang on?
Myles scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio wants to improve his position but Myles is controlling well.

Cornholio looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cornholio has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Myles is working away from the top position though.
Myles working over Cornholio with some ground and pound. Cornholio looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Myles is thwarting Cornholio's attempts to control the position.
Myles seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Myles seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Myles working Cornholio over with strikes.

Great Cornholio's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio is looking to improve his position.
Myles is nestled in close to Cornholio, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Myles drops an elbow to the side of Cornholio's head.
Cornholio controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Cornholio wants to control but Myles is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Cornholio looks like he's trying to stand up.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Myles lands a nice short elbow.
Myles wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cornholio keeps working.
Cornholio is trying to get back to full guard.
Myles wants to take a breather but Cornholio is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myles working Cornholio over with strikes.
Myles seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Myles working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Myles takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Myles missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Nice strikes from Myles there.

Cornholio looking for submissions off his back.
Nice strikes from Myles there.
Cornholio is trying to maintain the position but Myles is very close to passing his half guard.
Cornholio gets full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio controlling Myles's posture.
Myles is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Myles throws an elbow that misses. Cornholio uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Myles's guard. Nice move by Cornholio!

Myles looking to control.
Cornholio with a flurry of punches that miss.
Myles is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cornholio trying to control the position from guard on top but Myles is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Cornholio avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Myles can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Cornholio controls the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Darren Myles dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Myles takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Myles throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Myles misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cornholio throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Myles's head.
Myles scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Myles misses with a series of wild punches.
Cornholio tries to counter with a takedown but Myles is quick to defend against it.
The fighters circle momentarily. Myles darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cornholio displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Myles throws out the jab.
Myles throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cornholio throws a big counter combination but Myles scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Myles connects with a single shot there.

Great Cornholio's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Myles avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Myles swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cornholio lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cornholio half committed to a counter leg kick.
Cornholio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Myles.
As Myles looks to move away, Cornholio throws a big counter combo but Myles just gets out of the way.
Left hook, right uppercut from Myles.
Myles throws a series of punches but Cornholio moves out of range.
Cornholio ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Myles throws a jab when Cornholio was well out of range.
Myles throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cornholio wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A jab from Myles finds it's way through Cornholio's defenses.
Myles tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cornholio is looking to clinch.
Cornholio is looking to land body kicks.
Myles is looking for the big counter here.
Myles misses with a two punch combination.
Cornholio displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Myles throws out the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Myles misses with a double jab
and Cornholio counters with a left and a right that stings Myles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Myles throws a series of punches but Cornholio moves out of range.
Cornholio half committed to a counter leg kick.
Cornholio shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Myles is looking for the big counter here.
Darren Myles is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Myles looks to land a combination but Cornholio avoids it well.
Myles misses with an uppercut. Cornholio saw that one coming.
Cornholio lands a glancing blow to the side of Myles's head.

That has opened up Darren Myles's cut even more.
A slow jab from Myles misses its intended target.
Some wild striking there from Myles.
Myles throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cornholio thinks about countering with a body kick.
A punch combination from Myles misses.
Myles misses with a combination

and Cornholio counters with a head kick that drops Myles to the mat! Myles scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Myles is rocked!
Myles might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Myles is breathing heavily.
Cornholio lands with a thumping leg kick.
Myles throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cornholio half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myles pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cornholio back to the cage. Myles follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Cornholio decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Cornholio controlling the action here.
Cornholio looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Myles with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Cornholio performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Myles wants to improve his position but Cornholio is controlling well.
Myles is refusing to be controlled, as Cornholio sits in half guard.
Cornholio working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio is pressing down on Myles's thigh, looking to free his foot. Myles is holding on for now.
Cornholio missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cornholio is looking to take a break and control but Myles is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Myles wants to improve his position but Cornholio is controlling well.
Cornholio tries to pass the half guard into mount. Myles knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Myles actively working from the bottom here.
Cornholio not doing much here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Darren Myles will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Cornholio tries to close the distance and clinch but Myles swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Myles let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Myles throws out a loose jab but Cornholio uses good head movement to avoid it.
It looked like Cornholio wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Cornholio tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Myles takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cornholio is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Myles.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cornholio.
Cornholio throws a nice head kick!

A jab-cross combination lands for Myles and sends Cornholio crashing to the mat! Myles follows him down to the mat - Cornholio regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!

Cornholio is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cornholio trying to control from the bottom.
Myles passes the guard and advances to mount!
Myles loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Cornholio scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Myles land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Myles stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darren Myles!
Darren Myles really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Sin City Allstars logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.