PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wango Tango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tango comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Tango
vs
Porcelain Punisher

225 cm
33
300 lbs
26 - 20 - 0

225 cm
30
300 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wango Tango!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tango tries to clinch but Porcelain Punisher is having none of it.
Porcelain Punisher is looking for the big counter here.
Tango wants to clinch up but Porcelain Punisher keeps it at a distance.
Tango doesn't manage to clinch there - Porcelain Punisher circles away.
Tango is looking to clinch.
Tango tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Porcelain Punisher manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tango doesn't manage to clinch there - Porcelain Punisher circles away.

Tango rushes Porcelain Punisher and presses him up against the cage.
Tango swings wildly with an uppercut but Porcelain Punisher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tango letting Porcelain Punisher take a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tango looking to stall.
Porcelain Punisher will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tango up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tango's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Porcelain Punisher on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tango can't find room to land a body shot as Porcelain Punisher controls the action.
Porcelain Punisher taking a breather.
Porcelain Punisher manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Tango misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Tango tries to land knees in the clinch but Porcelain Punisher avoids the damage to the body.
Come on Porcelain Punisher - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Tango throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Porcelain Punisher content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher is struggling to control the position.
Porcelain Punisher continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Matt Porcelain Punisher.
Tango tries to clinch but Porcelain Punisher moves away
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a nice uppercut.
Tango tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Porcelain Punisher manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Porcelain Punisher let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Porcelain Punisher swats away the attempt to clinch by Tango.
Tango wants to clinch but Porcelain Punisher slips to the side
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tango fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tango tries to clinch but Porcelain Punisher moves away

and Porcelain Punisher counters with a crisp one two that drops Tango! Porcelain Punisher thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Tango to his feet! Tango is in big trouble!

Tango is rocked!
Tango circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Porcelain Punisher. Tango falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Porcelain Punisher!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Matt Porcelain Punisher!
After winning the bout, Matt Porcelain Punisher thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.