PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holy Jenova (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rinky Spider has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Spider
vs
Jenova

197 cm
34
270 lbs
47 - 8 - 0

225 cm
33
285 lbs
26 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Slaughterhouse Fight Gear

Sun-Tzu
Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 47 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Holy Jenova!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenova lets loose with a powerful body kick. Spider will feel that in the morning.
Jenova lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jenova clobbers Spider with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jenova slips under a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jenova! But no joy.
Jenova throws a lazy right hand but Spider sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A left lands for Jenova.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spider.

Jenova gets tackled into the cage by Spider. Spider maintains the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jenova creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Spider lands a nice shot to the body.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jenova swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenova misses with a punch to the body.
Jenova tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jenova tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jenova lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jenova prevents a body shot from Spider.
Jenova swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider is looking to control Jenova's arms but Jenova gets an underhook and turns him. Now Spider has his back to the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Spider.
Jenova misses with the head strike.
Spider lands a shoulder strike.
Spider fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jenova swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jenova has a couple of punches blocked by Spider.
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spider blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Jenova misses with the head strike.
Jenova is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jenova misses with some punches.
Spider misses with a punch to the body.
Jenova swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jenova tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spider's elbow.
Spider working aggressively here.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider throws a head punch that misses.
Spider blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jenova makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Good body shot from Spider.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenova lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spider can't find room to land a body shot as Jenova controls the action.
Spider pushes Jenova back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Holy Jenova has been cut.
Jenova misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spider gets through Jenova's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Spider struggles to land a body shot inside as Jenova controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jenova.
Spider misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jenova misses with a body punch.
Jenova goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jenova goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Spider.
Jenova tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jenova swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Spider as the two fighters clinch.
Spider misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spider lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spider.
Jenova looks winded!
Nice body punch from Spider.
Spider lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jenova backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jenova.
Jenova takes a shot to the head.
Spider lands an uppercut.

Jenova is rocked!
Spider pushes Jenova against the cage. Spider is working some dirty boxing. Spider pushes off with a quick right hook! Jenova goes down! Jenova tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Spider moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rinky Spider!
Rinky Spider retains his super heavyweight title!
Rinky Spider thanked the fans post fight for their support.