PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Conway Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Schilling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Schilling will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Titties
vs
Schilling

175 cm
20
185 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

186 cm
23
197 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conway Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Schilling!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schilling missing with a left hand there. Titties was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Titties keeps Schilling at a distance using the push kick.
Schilling clobbers Titties with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Schilling jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Titties misses with a body kick.
Titties does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Schilling misses with a straight right.
Schilling moves out of range of the body kick.
Titties will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schilling tries a quick counter leg kick but Titties is wise to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Titties misses with a wild combination.
Titties misses the shot to the body.
Schilling uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Schilling lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schilling misses with a hook. Titties ducked under it nicely.
Titties appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Titties swings for the body but Schilling moves out of range.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Titties throws a leg kick
and Schilling counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schilling with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Titties looks to clinch
and Schilling counters with a stiff right hand.
Titties takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Conway Titties has been cut.
Schilling throws a solid leg kick but Titties takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Schilling.
A decent looking cross lands there for Schilling.
Titties lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Joe Schilling has been cut.
Titties misses with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties misses with an uppercut
enabling Schilling to counter with a crisp jab.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schilling lands a jab to Titties's midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schilling connects with a body shot that sends Titties's belly button to the back.
Titties connects with a body shot that sends Schilling's belly button to the back.
Schilling moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Titties scores with a shot to the body.
Schilling scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties misses with a wild combination.
Schilling throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Schilling throws a predictable looking body shot
and Titties counters with a stiff right hand.
Schilling takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Schilling is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Titties fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've been told by Titties's head coaches at The Factory that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a half hearted mid kick.
Schilling walks into a straight right hand from Titties.
Schilling chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schilling manages to avoid it.
An inside leg kick lands from Titties.
Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schilling.
Schilling appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Titties with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schilling to score with a decent uppercut.
Titties is looking to wear down Schilling with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Titties throws a push kick but Schilling slaps the foot to one side.
Titties digs a good hook to Schilling's body.
Titties lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Schilling throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Titties uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schilling.
Schilling misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a leg kick but Schilling checks it.
Schilling punishes Titties's body with a nice straight punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schilling throws a leg kick that is checked
and Titties finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Conway Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Schilling checks a leg kick.
Schilling is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Titties had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Schilling scores with a head kick. Titties tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Schilling moves out of range of the body kick.
Titties takes a swing at Schilling's ribcage but misses.
Titties slips a straight right by Schilling.
Schilling is looking to slow Titties down with leg kicks.
Schilling scores with a leg kick.
Schilling chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Schilling fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Titties looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A jab from Schilling does it's job there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Joe Schilling will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Titties moves in looking to clinch but Schilling pushes him off.
Titties throws a body kick that misses
and Schilling counters with a body kick.
A cross from Schilling lands.
Schilling is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Titties.
Titties half committed to a counter leg kick.
Schilling has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Titties takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Titties just misses with a punch to the body.
Schilling scores with a sloppy right hand. Titties should have avoided that one.
Titties throws the left hand but Schilling avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Titties misses with a hook to the body
and Titties takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schilling lands a body shot.
Schilling closes the distance but Titties moves to the side
and Titties counters with a body kick that stops Schilling in his tracks momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Schilling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schilling swats away the attempt to clinch by Titties.
Schilling with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Titties, as that shot connected.
Titties takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Titties might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Titties takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Titties gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Schilling throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties walks forward, straight into a front kick from Schilling.
Schilling has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Titties takes one to the chin there.
Titties keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Titties scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schilling chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties tries to land a front kick but Schilling steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Schilling tries to counter by closing the distance.
Schilling tries to clinch up but Titties circles away and keeps his distance.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Schilling is out of range.
Titties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Schilling misses with a straight left.
Titties went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Schilling's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Titties connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Schilling scrambles back to his feet.
Schilling takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Schilling clobbers Titties with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Schilling lets loose with a powerful body kick. Titties will feel that in the morning.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Schilling misses with a low kick.
Schilling gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schilling blocks a jab.
Schilling takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Titties backing away here, and Schilling unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Titties showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schilling.
Titties scores with a nice strike.
The crowd cheers as Schilling lands an impressive looking overhand right. Titties doesn't seem phased though.
Titties misses with a body punch
and Schilling counters with a stiff right hand.
Titties throws a low kick, looking for Schilling's leg but Schilling calmly moves out of range.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schilling blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Titties misses with a short punch on the inside.
Titties avoids the elbow strike from Schilling, against the cage.
Schilling is trying to break the clinch but Titties is controlling him.
Schilling misses with the head strike.
Titties lands a right hand that snaps the head of Schilling backwards.
Schilling stalling.

Schilling pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Titties tries to score with a low kick but Schilling moves his leg out of the way.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Oooooh!!! Schilling has knocked Titties down with a huge combo! Schilling steps away and waves a wobbly Titties back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Titties is rocked!
BAM! Schilling delivers a spinning backfist that drops Titties like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Joe Schilling!
A very excited looking Joe Schilling made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.