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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Rhinooo Muddersand (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Dutrouxious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muddersand comes into the arena with Ali G - Wicked blaring out of the sound system. Dutrouxious is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Linkin Park feat Steve Aoki - Light That Never Comes (Dj Coone Remix). This should be fireworks!
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rhinooo Muddersand!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcus Dutrouxious!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muddersand stuns Dutrouxious with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Muddersand looks to land a left hand but Dutrouxious moved out of range nicely.
Dutrouxious is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Muddersand fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dutrouxious on the side of the head.
Dutrouxious closes the distance and pushes Muddersand back into the cage.
Muddersand misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muddersand lands an uppercut.
Dutrouxious lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muddersand backwards.
Dutrouxious tries to throw a body punch but Muddersand avoids it by throwing Dutrouxious back against the cage.
Dutrouxious misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muddersand scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muddersand struggles to land a body shot inside as Dutrouxious controls his hands.
Muddersand goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dutrouxious working aggressively here.
Muddersand fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muddersand softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Muddersand lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dutrouxious doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muddersand lands a shoulder strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muddersand scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Dutrouxious fails to land.
Dutrouxious tries to work over Muddersand's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muddersand blocks a body shot from Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dutrouxious creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Muddersand lands a left hand.
Muddersand breaks the clinch.
Dutrouxious fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muddersand lands a nice shot that snaps Dutrouxious's head back.
Muddersand throws a looping overhand right but Dutrouxious ducks down to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Muddersand.
Muddersand fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dutrouxious manages to avoid it.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch up but Muddersand circles away and keeps his distance.
Dutrouxious ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Muddersand throws a jab but it's blocked by Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious tries to counter by closing the distance.
Dutrouxious darts in and clinches Muddersand up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muddersand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muddersand fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dutrouxious takes a shot to the head.
Dutrouxious throws a punch but it's blocked by Muddersand.
Dutrouxious is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dutrouxious lands a right hand that snaps the head of Muddersand backwards.
Muddersand lands a right hand.
Muddersand misses with a punch on the inside.
Dutrouxious blocks an uppercut.
Muddersand tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muddersand swings wildly with an uppercut but Dutrouxious uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muddersand scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dutrouxious tries a body shot but Muddersand blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious blocks a body shot from Muddersand.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dutrouxious.
Muddersand fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muddersand tries a body shot but Dutrouxious blocks it.
Dutrouxious digs a right hand into Muddersand's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Muddersand's gas tank.
A head punch on the inside from Muddersand fails to land.
Dutrouxious lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dutrouxious misses with a punch to the body.
Muddersand lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Muddersand tries to throw a body punch but Dutrouxious avoids it by throwing Muddersand back against the cage.
Muddersand misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muddersand escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Muddersand throws an overhand right that lands on Dutrouxious's shoulder, as Dutrouxious tries to avoid the shot.
Dutrouxious moves in looking to clinch but Muddersand pushes him off.
Muddersand throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muddersand fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Muddersand missing with a left hand there. Dutrouxious was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Muddersand ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Muddersand definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Muddersand lands a nice shot that snaps Dutrouxious's head back.
Muddersand cracks Dutrouxious with a good jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muddersand swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dutrouxious misses with a looping left.
Dutrouxious closes the distance and clinches.
Dutrouxious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious blocking some punches.
Dutrouxious lands with a right to the head.
Muddersand breaks the clinch.
Dutrouxious gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Muddersand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muddersand scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dutrouxious misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muddersand misses with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dutrouxious - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dutrouxious fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dutrouxious misses with the head strike.
Dutrouxious scores with a hook to the body.
Dutrouxious tries to throw a body punch but Muddersand avoids it by throwing Dutrouxious back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rhinooo Muddersand dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Muddersand misses with a hook.
Muddersand misses with a straight right.
Rhinooo Muddersand is winning the standup battle so far.
Dutrouxious wants to clinch up but Muddersand keeps it at a distance.
Muddersand avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Muddersand bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dutrouxious has managed to clinch.
Dutrouxious swings wildly with an uppercut but Muddersand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dutrouxious swings wildly with an uppercut but Muddersand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muddersand's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dutrouxious moves out of range of the strikes.
Dutrouxious tries to counter by closing the distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Muddersand manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dutrouxious doesn't manage to clinch there - Muddersand circles away.
Muddersand throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd cheers as Muddersand lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dutrouxious doesn't seem phased though.
Dutrouxious forces Muddersand back against the cage and clinches.
Dutrouxious misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dutrouxious misses with the head strike.
Muddersand takes a shot to the head.
Muddersand lands a hook to the side of the head.
Muddersand tries a body shot but Dutrouxious blocks it.
Muddersand tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dutrouxious tries to throw a body punch but Muddersand avoids it by throwing Dutrouxious back against the cage.
Dutrouxious working aggressively here.
Muddersand throws a punch but it's blocked by Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muddersand struggles to land a body shot inside as Dutrouxious controls his hands.
Dutrouxious has a couple of punches blocked by Muddersand.
Dutrouxious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dutrouxious misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dutrouxious blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dutrouxious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dutrouxious trying to control the position but instead, Muddersand has worked for underhooks and has pushed Dutrouxious into the cage.
Dutrouxious struggles to land a body shot inside as Muddersand controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muddersand misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muddersand scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muddersand misses with some punches.
Dutrouxious prevents a body shot from Muddersand.
Dutrouxious lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Muddersand throws a head punch that misses.
Muddersand manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muddersand ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Muddersand on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Muddersand waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious tries to counter with a clinch but Muddersand shakes him off and moves away.
Muddersand is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dutrouxious can do to turn this around?
Dutrouxious is looking to clinch.
Muddersand slips a jab from Dutrouxious.
Muddersand looks to score with a jab to the body but Dutrouxious is just out of range.
Dutrouxious steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Muddersand.
Muddersand lunges at Dutrouxious with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dutrouxious's hand.
Muddersand scores with a punch to the head.
Muddersand misses with a looping left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch there but Muddersand circles away.
Muddersand cracks a nice hook into Dutrouxious's ribs.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dutrouxious in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Dutrouxious misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Muddersand misses.
Muddersand listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Muddersand scores with a nice strike.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch but Muddersand moves out of range.
Muddersand throws an overhand right that lands on Dutrouxious's shoulder, as Dutrouxious tries to avoid the shot.
Muddersand misses with a straight right.
Muddersand lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dutrouxious at a distance.
Muddersand misses with a looping left.
Dutrouxious wants to counter the offense by Muddersand and move into the clinch position.
Dutrouxious throws a looping overhand right but Muddersand ducks down to avoid it.
Muddersand keeps the fight on the outside.
Muddersand swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Muddersand looks to land a right hand but Dutrouxious moved out of range.
Dutrouxious wants to counter with a clinch but Muddersand pushes him away.
A big left from Muddersand misses.
Muddersand missing with a left hand there. Dutrouxious was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Muddersand ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dutrouxious doesn't manage to clinch there - Muddersand circles away.
A punch lands to the side of Dutrouxious 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fight stays on the outside here - Dutrouxious looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Muddersand slips a jab from Dutrouxious.
Dutrouxious tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Muddersand paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dutrouxious rushes Muddersand and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dutrouxious is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Muddersand lands with a short punch from the clinch.
It looks like Marcus Dutrouxious has been cut.
Muddersand throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muddersand.
Muddersand lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dutrouxious backwards.
A right hand to the body from Muddersand.
Muddersand swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rhinooo Muddersand dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marcus Dutrouxious's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Dutrouxious tries to clinch but Muddersand moves away
and Dutrouxious takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dutrouxious doesn't manage to clinch there - Muddersand circles away.
Dutrouxious takes the fight into the clinch.
Muddersand misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Muddersand.
Muddersand fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muddersand manages to break the clinch.
Muddersand lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dutrouxious tries to close the distance and clinch up but Muddersand swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Muddersand lands an overhand right.
Muddersand misses with an uppercut. Dutrouxious saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dutrouxious fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dutrouxious darts in and clinches Muddersand up against the cage.
Dutrouxious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muddersand blocking some punches.
Muddersand lands with a left to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muddersand lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dutrouxious backwards.
Muddersand throws a head punch that misses.
Muddersand tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dutrouxious working aggressively here.
Dutrouxious working aggressively here.
Dutrouxious gets through Muddersand's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Muddersand creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dutrouxious misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dutrouxious fails to land.
Muddersand pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dutrouxious takes one to the side of the head.
Dutrouxious steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muddersand.
Muddersand misses with a hook.
Dutrouxious fails with an attempt to clinch.
It looked like Muddersand wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dutrouxious darts in trying to clinch
and Muddersand counters with a nice body shot.
Marcus Dutrouxious has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muddersand throws a hook but Dutrouxious blocks it.
Dutrouxious gets a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dutrouxious blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Dutrouxious.
Muddersand lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Muddersand manages to break the clinch.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dutrouxious is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Donk. Muddersand catches Dutrouxious right on the button with a cross.
Dutrouxious moves into range and clinches up with Muddersand.
Muddersand lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dutrouxious misses with a punch on the inside.
Muddersand tries a body shot but Dutrouxious blocks it.
Dutrouxious lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Muddersand backwards.
Muddersand misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dutrouxious throws a punch but it's blocked by Muddersand.
Dutrouxious struggles to land a body shot inside as Muddersand controls his hands.
Muddersand can't find room to land a body shot as Dutrouxious controls the action.
Muddersand working aggressively here.
Dutrouxious misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muddersand tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dutrouxious's elbow.
Muddersand scores with a shot to the side of Dutrouxious's head.
Dutrouxious tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Muddersand lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dutrouxious backwards.
A short uppercut from Muddersand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muddersand.
Muddersand blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dutrouxious keeps control of Muddersand as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Muddersand manages to break the clinch.
Muddersand connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Muddersand throws a body shot but no joy.
Muddersand swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dutrouxious steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Muddersand.
Dutrouxious is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muddersand cracks Dutrouxious with a right hand to the side of the head.
Muddersand fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dutrouxious tries to close the distance and clinch but Muddersand swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dutrouxious moves to clinch but Muddersand breaks away
and Muddersand cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dutrouxious takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dutrouxious tries to clinch there but Muddersand circles away.
A counter left hand to the body from Muddersand misses its target.
Muddersand misses with a hook.
Dutrouxious darts in trying to clinch
and Muddersand counters with a straight right hand.
Dutrouxious just misses with a punch to the body.
Muddersand swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rhinooo Muddersand is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dutrouxious throws the left hand but Muddersand avoids the punch easily.
A little feinted left hand from Muddersand on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rhinooo Muddersand showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Muddersand has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rhinooo Muddersand!
Rhinooo Muddersand took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'You should have stayed on ' holiday' pussy.'.
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