PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kuzan Aokiji (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Sheen
vs
Aokiji

200 cm
37
266 lbs
37 - 21 - 2

187 cm
25
245 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 21 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kuzan Aokiji!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Aokiji.
Aokiji throws a leg kick but Sheen checks it.
Aokiji throws a leg kick but Sheen moved away.
Sheen lands with a shot to the body.
Aokiji takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Sheen throws a low kick, looking for Aokiji's leg but Aokiji calmly moves out of range.
Aokiji defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sheen.
A jab from Sheen does it's job there.
Sheen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kuzan Aokiji seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the liver by Sheen. Beautiful body shot.
Aokiji has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Aokiji feints and then cracks Sheen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sheen down.
Sheen scores with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aokiji throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick lands from Aokiji.
Aokiji misses with a body kick.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Aokiji lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Aokiji was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Aokiji misses.
Sheen connects with a right hand. Aokiji shakes it off.
Sheen misses with an uppercut
and Aokiji cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sheen shoots for a takedown but Aokiji saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Aokiji swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Aokiji stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sheen.
Aokiji throws a leg kick but Sheen moved away.
Sheen looks for the body kick but Aokiji saw that one coming.
Aokiji throws a push kick but Sheen slaps the foot to one side.
Aokiji thows a leg kick but Sheen checks it
and Sheen counters with an inside leg kick.
Sheen checks a leg kick nicely.
Aokiji lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Sheen.
Sheen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Aokiji throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Aokiji takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Kuzan Aokiji has been cut.
Sheen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Aokiji looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Aokiji keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Aokiji replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Sheen blocks it well.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Aokiji was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Sheen throws a leg kick but Aokiji sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sheen is looking to wear down Aokiji with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Aokiji turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Sheen drops Aokiji with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Aokiji looks back up at him and smiles so Sheen waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Aokiji is rocked!
Aokiji swings widly with a right hand
and Sheen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Aokiji thinking.
Aokiji is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Aokiji ducks into an uppercut from Sheen and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.