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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arvo Laar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laar comes to the cage accompanied by some random 90's estonia dance song i found on youtube. Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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213 lbs
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217 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arvo Laar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar throws a body shot but no joy.
Laar connects with an inside leg kick.
Laar checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Laar throws a body punch but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the ribs.
Pitakaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Laar.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Laar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitakaka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitakaka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Laar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pitakaka fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pitakaka connects with a high kick.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Laar stuns Pitakaka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Laar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pitakaka misses with an attempted mid kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Laar throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Laar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good work by Pitakaka as he checks the leg kick.
Laar stuns Pitakaka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pitakaka scores with a leg kick.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laar.
Laar wants to land a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
Pitakaka looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Laar lands a right hook to the body.
Pitakaka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laar.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar wants to land a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
Good leg kick by Pitakaka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Laar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pitakaka was well out of range. Poor timing from Laar.
Laar blocks the body kick.
Laar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Laar throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Laar throws a solid leg kick but Pitakaka takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Laar.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar throws a low kick, looking for Pitakaka's leg but Pitakaka calmly moves out of range.
Laar misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka checks the leg kick.
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A clash of legs there as Pitakaka blocks the low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laar lands a jab to Pitakaka's midsection.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Laar comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laar wants to land a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range.
Laar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pitakaka.
Laar swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laar throws out a leg kick but Pitakaka moves out of range and Laar only half commits.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Laar avoids it.
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
Laar misses the shot to the body.
Laar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Good work by Pitakaka as he checks the leg kick.
Pitakaka keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Laar checks a leg kick.
Pitakaka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar throws a leg kick
and Pitakaka counters with a head kick. That will keep Laar thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Laar scores with a head kick.
Laar throws a leg kick that misses.
Pitakaka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Laar.
Some bone on bone action there as Pitakaka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pitakaka is able to avoid easily.
Laar connects with a leg kick. Pitakaka looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Laar saw that one coming.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Laar misses with a wild body shot.
Laar moves out of range of the body kick.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Laar is predictable there
and Pitakaka counters with a series of strikes. Laar will be more careful next time no doubt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laar appears to be looking for a big counter.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laar tries to work over Pitakaka's front leg with a kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Laar is looking to wear down Pitakaka with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Laar crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Pitakaka - the referee stops the clock and Laar gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Pitakaka. Laar manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Laar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pitakaka.
Laar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Laar.
A clash of legs there as Pitakaka blocks the low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laar.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Laar moved away.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pitakaka is looking to slow Laar down with leg kicks.
Laar takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick nicely.
Pitakaka lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pitakaka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pitakaka throws a lazy head kick
and Laar counters with a thumping low kick.
Laar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pitakaka checks it well.
Laar throws a low kick, looking for Pitakaka's leg but Pitakaka calmly moves out of range.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pitakaka takes a body punch but keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Elijah Pitakaka will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Pitakaka throws a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Laar misses with a leg kick.
Laar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Laar pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range and Laar settles back down.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Laar moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
Laar tries to land a leg kick but Pitakaka saw it coming and moves away.
Pitakaka misses with a kick to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Laar misses with the combination.
A clash of legs there as Pitakaka blocks the low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitakaka connects with an inside leg kick.
Pitakaka thumps Laar with a low kick.
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Laar avoids it.
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar avoids a kick to the body.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Laar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laar comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pitakaka doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Laar attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Laar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitakaka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitakaka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Laar checks it.
Laar was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Laar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Laar scores with a hook to the body. Pitakaka takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Laar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pitakaka.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Laar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pitakaka walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Laar checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Laar looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Laar misses the shot to the body.
Pitakaka lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Laar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pitakaka's calf.
Laar avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Laar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pitakaka manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka blocks a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pitakaka throws a fast counter high kick but Laar manages to duck under it in time.
Laar throws a quick inside leg kick.
You can see that Pitakaka has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Laar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pitakaka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pitakaka shapes to counter with a head kick.
Laar throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Laar just misses with a punch to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Laar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitakaka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitakaka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Laar throws a low kick but Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka scores with a spinning back kick!
Laar avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
Laar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Laar thuds a left hand into Pitakaka's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka is breathing heavily.
Laar tries a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Laar's head.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
An inside leg kick lands from Laar.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laar.
Pitakaka looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Laar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pitakaka.
Laar misses with a leg kick.
Pitakaka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pitakaka checks the leg kick nicely there.
Laar moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromPitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Laar cracks the inside of Pitakaka's front leg.
Laar is looking to chop away at Pitakaka's legs.
Pitakaka tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
Laar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a push kick but Laar slaps the foot to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laar throws a front kick aimed at Pitakaka's knee but Pitakaka avoids it well.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses.
Laar tried to counter with a leg kick but Pitakaka avoided it.
Laar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pitakaka. That did some damage!
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Laar tries to score with a low kick but Pitakaka moves his leg out of the way.
Laar does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pitakaka appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Laar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pitakaka manages to avoid it.
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laar is looking to score with low kicks.
Laar takes a swing at Pitakaka's ribcage but misses.
Pitakaka fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Laar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Laar throws out a leg kick but Pitakaka moves out of range and Laar only half commits.
A head kick misses from Laar.
Laar tries a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
Laar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Arvo Laar dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Pitakaka checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Pitakaka.
Laar moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
Good leg kick by Laar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pitakaka is looking to land body kicks.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that misses
and Laar counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
It looked like Laar was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Laar throws a leg kick that misses.
Laar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Laar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pitakaka.
Laar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Laar misses with a low kick as Pitakaka jumps back.
Laar connects with a body shot.
Laar works over Pitakaka's head and body with a nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Pitakaka is predictable there
and Laar counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pitakaka's knee momentarily.
Pitakaka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Laar lands with a straight right. Pitakaka didn't see that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laar.
Laar has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
Laar throws a head kick that misses.
Laar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pitakaka checks it well.
Pitakaka tries to work over Laar's front leg with a kick but Laar checks it.
Pitakaka tries to land a front kick but Laar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Laar checks a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a body shot but no joy.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Laar.
Pitakaka tries a low kick but Laar avoids it.
Laar lands a nice shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Laar.
Pitakaka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laar can pounce on him.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Laar tried to counter with a leg kick but Pitakaka avoided it.
Some bone on bone action there as Pitakaka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Laar feints and then cracks Pitakaka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pitakaka down.
Laar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Laar sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laar.
Pitakaka pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Laar will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Laar tries a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
Laar throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Pitakaka misses with a body kick.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Laar throws a low kick, looking for Pitakaka's leg but Pitakaka calmly moves out of range.
Pitakaka jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Laar tries to work over Pitakaka's front leg with a kick but Pitakaka checks it.
Laar tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pitakaka is able to avoid easily.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laar throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pitakaka lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Laar. That's going to slow Pitakaka down.
Pitakaka tries to work over Laar's front leg with a kick but Laar checks it.
Laar checks a low kick from Pitakaka.
Laar lands a high kick!
Laar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pitakaka checks it well.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Laar moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Laar misses.
Laar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pitakaka's calf.
Pitakaka misses with a low kick.
Laar looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Pitakaka throws a half hearted mid kick.
Laar takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Laar connects with a body shot.
Laar tries to land a leg kick but Pitakaka saw it coming and moves away.
Pitakaka is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Laar scoring well with a low kick there.
Laar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick from Pitakaka misses.
Pitakaka lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick from Pitakaka lands but Laar takes it in his stride.
Pitakaka throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Pitakaka takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Laar throws a low kick but Pitakaka moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Laar throws out the jab.
Laar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Laar moves out of range easily.
Laar blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Laar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka moves out of range of the leg kick from Laar.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laar digs a good hook to Pitakaka's body.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Laar saw that one coming.
Laar misses with a low kick.
Good work by Pitakaka as he checks the leg kick.
Pitakaka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that's the end of the fight!
Arvo Laar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Laar has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 29:28
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arvo Laar!
Arvo Laar bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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