PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keimah Animai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants's entrance music is Deathly Quiet. A fine choice. BitchFace PoopyPants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

PoopyPants
vs
Animai

197 cm
36
222 lbs
28 - 16 - 0

190 cm
32
215 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Keimah Animai!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Animai slips a jab and a cross from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Animai lands with a good body shot.
PoopyPants is looking to clinch but Animai is avoiding it.
Animai throws a counter combo.
Animai throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Animai tries a head kick but it misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Animai.
PoopyPants blocks a head kick by Animai.
Animai lands with a kick to the ribs.
PoopyPants moves in looking to clinch but Animai pushes him off.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut
enabling Animai to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
PoopyPants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Animai.
Animai wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Animai connects with a single shot there.

PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Animai napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Animai is not content to let PoopyPants control the position.
Animai is trying to work for a sweep but PoopyPants has mounted him!

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants looking to control but Animai is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
PoopyPants is looking to work his way around to Animai's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Animai is wriggling around trying to escape.
Animai wants to hold on but PoopyPants pushes him away.
Animai keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
BOOM! PoopyPants connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Animai really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Animai wants to hold on but PoopyPants pushes him away.
Animai working to try and regain half guard.
Animai wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Animai is in bad spot here.

PoopyPants has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Animai looking very determined here, making life difficult for PoopyPants.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants not allowing Animai to control his hands.

PoopyPants has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
A lull in the action here.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Animai rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!

PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Animai has managed to free his arm - good work.
Animai wants to get back to full guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Animai is working from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Animai manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants postures up in Animai's guard and throws a big left but Animai blocks it.
Animai pulls PoopyPants in close to his closed guard and prevents PoopyPants from doing any damage or advancing position.

Animai working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. PoopyPants doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. PoopyPants manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Animai looking to control.
PoopyPants content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
PoopyPants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

PoopyPants got a little sloppy there for a moment and Animai has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, PoopyPants has managed to get both his arms back between Animai's legs - danger averted.
Animai looking for a sweep. Not yet Animai, not yet.
Animai can't keep his opponent in guard - PoopyPants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
PoopyPants sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Animai defending well though.

PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Animai looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Animai blocking the ground and pound attempt from PoopyPants.

PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
Animai is looking to improve his position.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Animai knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Animai tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.

Animai looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

PoopyPants is looking for a kimura but Animai is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for PoopyPants to get the leverage.
Animai is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Animai clobbers PoopyPants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Animai was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Animai is just out of range.
Animai connects with a looping right hand.
Animai smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
PoopyPants throws a nice looking combination but Animai bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

PoopyPants scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
Animai is trying to get back to full guard.

Animai looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Animai is staying active underneath PoopyPants, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
PoopyPants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Animai is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Animai manages to get to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Animai keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.

Animai is looking for a triangle but PoopyPants pushes his legs off easily.
Animai working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from PoopyPants.
Animai preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Animai escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. PoopyPants gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Animai looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Animai looking to control.
PoopyPants prevents Animai from getting back to his feet.
PoopyPants passes into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Animai is defending against the submission attempts here by PoopyPants.
Animai moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Animai keeps moving.
Animai trying to keep a closed guard but PoopyPants is proving a slippery customer.
Animai manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. PoopyPants manages to get himself to full guard.

PoopyPants working a defensive guard here.
Animai trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Animai passes PoopyPants's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
PoopyPants is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Animai not landing any meaningful shots this time.
PoopyPants won't allow Animai to pass to mount.

PoopyPants is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Animai pulls his head out easily.
PoopyPants manages to get to full guard.
Animai stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. PoopyPants swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Animai won't allow PoopyPants to sweep him here.
Animai pushes down on PoopyPants's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Animai is pressing down on PoopyPants's thigh, looking to free his foot. PoopyPants is holding on for now.

PoopyPants looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants actively working from the bottom here.

Animai looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
PoopyPants moves into full guard.
Animai stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. PoopyPants swivels though and keeps the full guard.

PoopyPants is looking for a triangle but Animai pushes his legs off easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Animai works a leg free and moves into half guard.
PoopyPants has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Animai is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keimah Animai showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Nice jab there from PoopyPants.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Animai fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Animai staying out of range there.
Animai thuds his shin into the meat of PoopyPants's side.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Animai swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
PoopyPants connects with a looping right hand.
PoopyPants will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Animai throws a body kick that misses.
Keimah Animai seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Animai lands with a kick to the ribs.
Animai throws a head kick that misses.
Animai throws a body shot but no joy.
A jab lands there for Animai.
The fighters circle momentarily. Animai darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Animai keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
PoopyPants with a hook.
PoopyPants looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Animai fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches PoopyPants on the side of the head.
Animai on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for PoopyPants. That snapped Animai's head back.
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
Animai pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Animai defends well against a solid takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
Animai feints a counter leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
PoopyPants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Animai's waist but Animai gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing PoopyPants off to one side.
Animai feints and then cracks PoopyPants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow PoopyPants down.
Animai feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to PoopyPants's calf.
Animai looking to land some kicks to the body here.
PoopyPants throws a series of punches but Animai moves out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Animai. No joy for PoopyPants on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants misses with the combination.
Animai fakes the leg kick and cracks PoopyPants in the body.
PoopyPants shoots for a double leg takedown but Animai sprawls well. He's pushed PoopyPants's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Animai connects with a good right hand that stumbles PoopyPants. PoopyPants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
PoopyPants blocks the body kick.
Animai thumps PoopyPants with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Animai lands a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Animai, as that shot connected.
Animai works PoopyPants's body with a nice hook.
Animai tries a head kick but it misses.
Animai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants throws a hook but Animai avoids it easily.
Animai connects with a high kick.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Animai.
PoopyPants throwing a counter right hand but Animai manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Animai as he jumps to the side.
Animai is clearly trying to counter these attacks from PoopyPants with a body shot.
Animai thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Animai circles away.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.
A solid leg kick lands there for Animai.
PoopyPants drops his hands momentarily and Animai takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Animai cracks the inside of PoopyPants's front leg.
Animai throws a series of punches but PoopyPants moves out of range.
PoopyPants scores with a three punch combo!
PoopyPants takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
PoopyPants is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
PoopyPants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
PoopyPants blocks the body kick.
Animai defending well as PoopyPants loads up on a big left hand.
PoopyPants shoots in for a double leg but Animai sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
PoopyPants blocks a head kick by Animai.
Animai digs a good body shot into PoopyPants's ribs.
PoopyPants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
PoopyPants will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
PoopyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Animai has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Animai throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
PoopyPants punishes Animai's body with a nice straight punch.
Animai works PoopyPants's body with a nice hook.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Animai was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a slapping body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Animai swivels and escapes.
Animai misses with a straight right.
Animai bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Animai lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
PoopyPants is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Animai trying to hold on to PoopyPants's head to control him but PoopyPants postures up.
Animai won't allow PoopyPants to pass to mount.
Animai makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Animai.
PoopyPants trying to control but Animai is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
PoopyPants scoring with some ground and pound.

Animai throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Keimah Animai comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Animai has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Keimah Animai!
Keimah Animai thanked the fans post fight for their support.