PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Light (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch comes into the arena with Ooh La La blaring out of the sound system. Tiny Mcfacepunch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mcfacepunch
vs
Light

150 cm
25
275 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

195 cm
43
283 lbs
31 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Light!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Light staying out of range there.
Light lands a jab to the nose.

It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Light tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mcfacepunch defends well and Light ends up having to push Mcfacepunch into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Mcfacepunch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Light tries to close the distance and clinch but Mcfacepunch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Light throws a big shot that misses.
We've been told by Mcfacepunch's head coaches at The Iron Palace that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mcfacepunch avoids the head kick by Light.
Mcfacepunch throwing a counter right hand but Light manages to avoid it.
Mcfacepunch misses with a looping left.
Light throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mcfacepunch swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for Light.
Light misses with a combination
and Mcfacepunch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Light fails with the takedown

and Mcfacepunch counters with a head kick that drops Light to the mat! Light scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Light is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mcfacepunch weaves into range and cracks Light right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Light goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Mcfacepunch is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny Mcfacepunch!
A very excited looking Tiny Mcfacepunch rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.