PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Toby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Macho Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toby comes to the cage accompanied by Will Smith - The Fresh Prince. James Toby is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Toby
vs
Randy

198 cm
27
275 lbs
9 - 7 - 1

225 cm
27
242 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

On Tap (160Q & Laundry)
Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Sun-Tzu
Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, James Toby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Macho Randy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toby attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Randy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Toby connects with a solid leg kick.
Toby misses with a body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Toby.
Toby looks to score with a jab to the body but Randy is just out of range.
Toby misses with a kick to the body.
Toby keeps the fight on the outside.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Toby.
Randy slips a jab and a cross from Toby.
Randy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Randy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Toby sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Randy lands a head shot.
Macho Randy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Randy checks a low kick from Toby.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Randy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toby definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Randy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Decent striking displayed by Toby there.
Toby looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Randy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy scores with a jab to the head.
Toby walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Randy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Macho Randy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A clash of legs there as Toby blocks the low kick.
Randy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Toby lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Randy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Randy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Toby thumps Randy with a low kick.
Toby changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Randy tries to avoid it but Toby manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Randy to the ground. Randy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Randy! But no joy.
Toby shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Randy defends it nicely.
Toby misses with a body kick.
Toby tried to score with a low kick but Randy checks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Toby.
A clash of legs there as Toby blocks the low kick.
Randy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Randy lunges at Toby with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Toby's hand.
Randy tries to move into range but Toby moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Toby misses with a kick to the body.
Randy connects with a nice looking jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toby checks a low kick from Randy.
Randy has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Randy lands a head shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Randy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Toby went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Toby takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Toby pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Randy slips under a jab from Toby.
Randy is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Toby wants to slow Randy down by chopping away at his legs.
Randy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Randy lands a jab to the head.
Randy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Randy. Toby does a little dance to reset his feet.
Randy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Randy misses.
Randy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Randy lands an overhand right.
Randy checks a leg kick.
Toby thows a leg kick but Randy checks it
and Randy counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toby sizes up Randy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Toby takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Randy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toby moves away.
Randy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toby moves away.
Toby jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Toby checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Randy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Toby throws out the jab.
Randy connects with a leg kick. Toby looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Randy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Toby had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Toby on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Randy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Randy scoring well with a low kick there.
Randy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Randy wants to clinch up but Toby keeps it at a distance.
Randy moves away from the strike by Toby.
Toby misses with a wild body shot.
Toby motions for Randy to come forward. Toby throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Randy checks a low kick from Toby.
Randy moves out of range as Toby throws a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Randy digs a good hook to Toby's body.
Randy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Randy takes a swing at Toby's ribcage but misses.
Randy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A big left from Toby misses.
Toby tests Randy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Toby throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Randy appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Randy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Toby was well out of range. Poor timing from Randy.
Toby takes a swing at Randy's ribcage but misses.
Randy throws out a loose jab but Toby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Randy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Toby checks it well.
Toby misses with a few strikes there.
Toby tries to land a front kick but Randy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Toby looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Toby is looking to land body kicks.
Randy lands a front kick.
Toby rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Randy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Randy scores with a kick to the body.
Toby is breathing heavily.
Toby throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Macho Randy will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Toby is trying hard to land a takedown here. Randy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Randy steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Toby.
Randy connects with a leg kick. Toby looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Randy cracks Toby with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toby. Randy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Toby or perhaps it was just good defense by Randy, which made it look bad.
Randy throws out a counter right but Toby avoids it with no problem.

Randy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Toby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Toby lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Randy.
Randy lands an elbow inside that Toby shrugs off.
Randy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randy lands an elbow inside.
Toby misses with a punch to the body.
Toby misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Randy blocking some punches.
Randy lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Randy scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toby tries to work over Randy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Randy prevents a body shot from Toby.
Toby lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Randy on the inside.
Randy effectively controlling the action here.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Randy. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Toby takes an elbow to the forehead.
Randy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Randy is trying to maintain a safe position but Toby gets an underhook and turns Randy into the cage.
Toby lands a body punch in the clinch.
Randy has a couple of punches blocked by Toby.
Randy blocks an elbow strike from Toby.
Randy is trying to stall.
Toby doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Toby blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Toby misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Randy scores with a nice hook to the head.

Randy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toby tries to land a front kick but Randy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Randy just misses with a punch to the body.
Toby looks to score with a jab to the body but Randy is just out of range.
Toby connects with a body shot.
Randy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Randy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Toby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Toby avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Toby scoring well with a low kick there.
Toby takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Toby checks the leg kick nicely there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Randy!
Toby fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Randy manages to avoid it.
And Randy responds with a good body kick, but Toby manages to step out the way in time.
Toby thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Randy if he has to take too many more of those.
Randy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Toby throws a low kick but Randy avoids it.
Randy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randy scores with a nice strike.

Randy moves into the clinch.
Toby works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Toby lands with a short shot to the head.
Randy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Toby is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Randy is defending well for now.
Randy lands a body shot in the clinch.
Randy lands a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Randy prevents a body shot from Toby.
Randy working aggressively here.
Toby misses with a punch to the body.
Toby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Randy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toby throws a leg kick but Randy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Toby walks into a stiff left hand from Randy.
Macho Randy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Randy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Toby has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Randy throws out a powerful jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Randy works the jab nicely.
Toby drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Toby looks to land a body kick but Randy moved away.
Toby lets loose with a powerful body kick. Randy will feel that in the morning.
Toby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Randy.
Toby throws a low kick but it's checked well by Randy.
Randy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Toby misses with a kick to the body.
Randy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Randy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Toby throws a quick counter kick to the body but Randy avoids it.
Toby on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Toby takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nice shot by Randy.
Randy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toby.
A countering left hand to the body from Randy misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Randy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Toby with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Randy to score with a decent uppercut.
Randy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Macho Randy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Randy lands a jab.
Randy lands with a straight right. Toby didn't see that one coming.
Toby looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crunch! Randy slams his shin into Toby's torso.
Toby throws a low kick but Randy moves out of range easily.
Randy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A good leg kick by Randy.
Toby throws out a powerful jab.
Toby looks for the body kick but Randy saw that one coming.
Nice body punch from Randy.
Toby digs a good hook to Randy's body.
Randy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Randy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Randy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
As Randy looks to move away, Toby throws a big counter combo but Randy just gets out of the way.
Toby looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A combination from Toby does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy scores with a nice strike.
Randy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Toby throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Randy looks to throw a body kick
and Toby counters with an inside leg kick.
Randy moves in looking to clinch but Toby pushes him off.
Toby pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Randy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Randy scores with a nice strike.
Toby lands a slapping body shot.
Toby looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Toby throws a leg kick that is checked
and Randy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Toby's knee momentarily.
Toby moves out of range of the body kick.
Randy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Toby stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Toby walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Randy sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Toby to the ground! Randy dives into full mount looking to finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Randy tries to control but Toby wriggling away.
Toby might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Randy working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Macho Randy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Randy tries to control but Toby wriggling away.
Toby is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Toby can't escape the position.
Randy avoids the attempt from Toby to control.
Toby is squirming around, avoiding Randy's attempts to control the action.
Toby regains half guard.

Toby looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toby is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Toby wants to control but Randy is keeping busy.
Randy controlling the action here.
Randy is thwarting Toby's attempts to control the position.

Toby is defending against the submission attempts here by Randy.
Toby moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Randy controlling from the top position.

Randy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Toby looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
James Toby has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Randy trying to control but Toby is working from the bottom.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Randy with a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Macho Randy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Randy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Macho Randy!
Our winner, Macho Randy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.