PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lemmy Frankenfurter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orpheus Boagrius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boagrius has chosen Akkadian Empire as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Orpheus Boagrius has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lemmy Frankenfurter's chin.

Frankenfurter
vs
Boagrius

225 cm
28
300 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

KAISER
Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lemmy Frankenfurter!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orpheus Boagrius!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frankenfurter doesn't manage to clinch there - Boagrius circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from Boagrius misses the target.
Frankenfurter tries to counter by clinching up but Boagrius breaks away and moves out of range.
Frankenfurter scores with a decent looking hook.
Frankenfurter looks to land a combination but Boagrius avoids it well.
Boagrius was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Frankenfurter has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rape Academy (7 elite, 6 2x elite) in the buildup to the fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Boagrius darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Boagrius wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Boagrius throws a leg kick which misses Frankenfurter's front leg but catches the back leg as Frankenfurter tries to avoid it.
Boagrius fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Frankenfurter has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Boagrius connects with the punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Boagrius.
Frankenfurter tries to clinch there but Boagrius circles away.
Frankenfurter tries to close the distance and clinch up but Boagrius swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Frankenfurter throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Frankenfurter tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Boagrius paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frankenfurter ducks under a wild hook from Boagrius.
Frankenfurter takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Frankenfurter has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Boagrius.
Frankenfurter tries to clinch up.
Boagrius slips a jab and a cross from Frankenfurter.
Boagrius takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Frankenfurter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boagrius.
Boagrius lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Frankenfurter drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Frankenfurter tries to close the distance and clinch but Boagrius swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Frankenfurter wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frankenfurter throws a head kick that misses.
Boagrius swats away the attempt to clinch by Frankenfurter.
Boagrius lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boagrius closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Frankenfurter! Boagrius dives in looking to finish! Frankenfurter is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orpheus Boagrius!
Orpheus Boagrius is the new super heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Orpheus Boagrius thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.