PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mo Thanyoo Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hello Kitty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Thanyoo Iii
vs
Kitty

185 cm
25
194 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mo Thanyoo Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hello Kitty!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kitty tries to clinch up.

Kitty has closed the distance and engaged Thanyoo Iii in a clinch.
Kitty lands a knee to the body.
Kitty throws an elbow that misses.
Kitty throws an elbow but it misses.
Thanyoo Iii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nice elbow from Kitty.
Kitty prevents the takedown attempt.
A knee to the head by Kitty.
Thanyoo Iii tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thanyoo Iii lands with a left to the head.
Thanyoo Iii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thanyoo Iii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Thanyoo Iii.
Thanyoo Iii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Thanyoo Iii.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kitty creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Thanyoo Iii struggles to land a body shot inside as Kitty controls his hands.
Thanyoo Iii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Thanyoo Iii.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thanyoo Iii.
A short right from Thanyoo Iii on the inside.
Kitty blocks a body shot from Thanyoo Iii.
Thanyoo Iii works on Kitty's body with a couple of short punches.
Kitty misses with an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kitty.
A head punch on the inside from Thanyoo Iii fails to land.
Thanyoo Iii misses with a body punch.
Thanyoo Iii on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kitty misses with an elbow strike.
Thanyoo Iii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thanyoo Iii dodges an elbow strike from Kitty.
Thanyoo Iii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kitty lands an elbow just above Thanyoo Iii 's eye.
Kitty lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Thanyoo Iii lands with a right to the head.

It looks like Hello Kitty has been cut.

Thanyoo Iii breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kitty looks to clinch
and Thanyoo Iii counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thanyoo Iii throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kitty.
Thanyoo Iii lands a body shot.
Hello Kitty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kitty fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thanyoo Iii throws a shot from downtown. Kitty moves away and avoids it.
Kitty is looking to clinch but Thanyoo Iii is avoiding it.
Thanyoo Iii throws a body punch but Kitty moves out of range.
Kitty avoids a punch combination nicely.
Thanyoo Iii sets himself, and Kitty steps forward looking for the clinch! Thanyoo Iii avoids it this time.
Kitty tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thanyoo Iii manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kitty tries to close the distance and clinch but Thanyoo Iii swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thanyoo Iii fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kitty looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Kitty drives through and clinches with Thanyoo Iii against the cage.
Kitty throws a knee to the head but misses.
Kitty blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thanyoo Iii.
Thanyoo Iii lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kitty throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Thanyoo Iii lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kitty backwards.
Kitty throws an elbow that misses.
Thanyoo Iii tries to throw a body punch but Kitty avoids it by throwing Thanyoo Iii back against the cage.
Kitty comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Thanyoo Iii escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thanyoo Iii throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kitty sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thanyoo Iii lands a nice shot to the body.
Kitty looks winded!
Kitty tries to clinch there but Thanyoo Iii circles away.
Thanyoo Iii definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A swing and a miss from Thanyoo Iii.
Thanyoo Iii bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kitty fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kitty doesn't manage to clinch there - Thanyoo Iii circles away.
Thanyoo Iii works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Thanyoo Iii bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kitty's head backwards.

Kitty is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thanyoo Iii lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kitty at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Thanyoo Iii cracks Kitty with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Thanyoo Iii has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Kitty to stand back up!
Kitty is still on wobbly legs! Can Thanyoo Iii finish him?
Thanyoo Iii ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Kitty out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mo Thanyoo Iii!