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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Damien Redman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rectal Porridge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Redman comes into the arena with Put Your Lights On blaring out of the sound system. Porridge has chosen Public Image as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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159 lbs
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145 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Damien Redman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rectal Porridge!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Ivan Kurochkin and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Porridge uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Redman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Redman has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gorilla Warfare MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Redman punishes Porridge's body with a nice straight punch.
Porridge shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Redman as he avoids it easily.
Porridge's corner calls for a 1-2. Porridge obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Good shot there by Porridge.
Redman keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
It looked like Redman was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Porridge.
Porridge jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Redman has closed the distance and engaged Porridge in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Redman.
Redman effectively controlling the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Redman.
Porridge fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Damien Redman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rectal Porridge.
Porridge fails to pull guard.
Redman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Redman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Redman.
Porridge makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Porridge takes an elbow to the forehead.
Porridge pulls guard successfully.
Porridge wants to sweep but no luck.
Porridge is looking for a triangle but Redman pushes his legs off easily.
Porridge working for a triangle but Redman defends it easily.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Redman is looking to stand up but Porridge won't let him.
Porridge looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Porridge bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Redman's guard.
Porridge trying to control but Redman is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porridge won't allow Redman to get back to his feet.
Porridge advances to half guard.
Porridge looks to land a strike but Redman avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Redman wants to sweep here but Porridge controlling him for the moment.
Porridge throws an elbow that misses. Redman uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Porridge's guard. Nice move by Redman!
Redman trying to control the position from guard on top but Porridge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Porridge is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Redman trying to control the position from guard on top but Porridge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Porridge wants to sweep here but Redman controlling him for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rectal Porridge will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Porridge misses with a body shot.
Porridge misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Redman misses the target.
Porridge misses with a hook
and Redman counters with a low kick, right behind Porridge 's knee.
Redman tries to clinch but Porridge is having none of it.
Porridge with the counter takedown but Redman avoids it easily.
Porridge misses with an uppercut
and Redman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Porridge cracks Redman with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Porridge connects with a body shot that sends Redman's belly button to the back.
Porridge scores with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porridge throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Porridge throws a leg kick which misses Redman's front leg but catches the back leg as Redman tries to avoid it.
Porridge has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Porridge misses with a looping left.
Redman throws a quick counter head kick but Porridge was just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Porridge misses with a looping right.
Porridge misses with a body shot
and Porridge takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Redman looks to land a right hand but Porridge moved out of range.
Porridge throws a hook but Redman blocks it.
The crowd cheers as Porridge lands an impressive looking overhand right. Redman doesn't seem phased though.
Porridge misses the body punch
and Redman counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Redman.
Porridge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Porridge jumps guard but Redman stands there with Porridge around his waist. Porridge gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Redman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Redman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Redman lands an elbow that stopped Porridge in his tracks for a moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porridge letting Redman take a breather here.
Come on Redman - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Redman lands a nice elbow.
Redman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Redman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Porridge looking to stall.
Redman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Redman misses with a body punch.
Porridge tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Redman misses with an elbow over the top.
Still in the clinch, Porridge scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porridge pulls guard.
Porridge has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Redman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Redman knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Porridge on the ground.
Porridge is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Redman wanted to stand there but Porridge had control of the position.
Porridge keeping moving, preventing Redman from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Porridge manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Redman manages to get himself to full guard.
Porridge with a flurry of punches that miss.
Redman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Porridge being controlled here momentarily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Redman is trying to keep Porridge in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Rectal Porridge will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Porridge shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Redman as he avoids it easily.
Redman wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Redman slips a straight right by Porridge.
Porridge throws out a loose jab but Redman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Porridge darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Porridge scores with a sloppy right hand. Redman should have avoided that one.
Porridge connects with a nice looking jab.
Rectal Porridge seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Porridge scores with a jab. Redman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Decent striking displayed by Redman there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Redman throws a body punch but Porridge moves out of range.
Redman drops his hands momentarily and Porridge takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Porridge wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Redman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Porridge changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Redman lands with a shot to the body.
Redman throws a jab but it's blocked by Porridge.
Porridge avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Porridge looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Redman is fending him off so far but Porridge persists. Nope, Redman circles away and we're back to standing.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Porridge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Redman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Redman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Porridge comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Redman checks a leg kick.
Redman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Porridge takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Redman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Porridge.
Redman swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Redman tries to close the distance and clinch but Porridge swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A bone on bone clash there as Porridge blocks the leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Porridge. Beautiful body shot.
Redman tries to clinch up but Porridge circles away and keeps his distance.
A jab from Porridge does it's job there.
Redman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Porridge. Beautiful body shot.
Porridge wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Porridge works the jab nicely.
Porridge misses with an uppercut. Redman saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porridge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Porridge throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Redman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Porridge.
Redman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Porridge manages to avoid it.
Porridge lands a right hook to the body.
Porridge fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Redman manages to avoid it.
Porridge lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Redman at a distance.
Porridge connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Damien Redman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Porridge connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Redman's hands.
Porridge is looking to chop away at Redman's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Porridge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Redman.
Redman is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Porridge fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Porridge throws a shot from downtown. Redman moves away and avoids it.
Porridge misses with a wild body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porridge is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Redman.
A quick step to the side and Redman tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Porridge shoots in and drives through. Redman sprawls well.
Damien Redman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rectal Porridge.
Horrible takedown attempt by Porridge or perhaps it was just good defense by Redman, which made it look bad.
Porridge fails with the takedown.
It looked like Redman was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Porridge.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Porridge really dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Porridge fails with a takedown attempt.
Porridge thows a leg kick but Redman checks it
and Redman counters with a stiff right hand.
Redman moves away from the strike by Porridge.
Redman wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Porridge has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Redman looks to score with a jab to the body but Porridge is just out of range.
A big left from Porridge misses.
Redman went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Redman looks to throw the jab but Porridge is out of range.
Porridge uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Redman.
Porridge tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Porridge works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Porridge lands with an overhand left.
Redman looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Redman misses with a straight right.
Porridge avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Redman cracks Porridge with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Porridge is rocked!
Redman lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Porridge - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Redman!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Damien Redman!
Damien Redman spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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hype
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