PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Lynch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tommy Lynch has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Lynch
vs
Slime

182 cm
25
182 lbs
4 - 1 - 1

190 cm
19
186 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of London, Tommy Lynch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Kimbo Slime!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynch lands with a nice body punch.
Slime throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lynch scores with a nice right hand.
Lynch fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lynch listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Lynch throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Slime tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Lynch is in Slime's guard.
Slime is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Lynch dives into side control.

Lynch remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lynch scoring with punches and elbows.
Slime really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lynch. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lynch happy to just control the position for now.

Lynch tries for a kimura but Slime is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lynch tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Slime tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lynch scores with punches from side control.
Lynch works to advance to full mount. Slime defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Lynch working the ground and pound effectively.

Slime wants to get back to his feet but in bucking up he's left an arm hanging out! Lynch has locked onto it and has pulled off a slick armbar! Slime taps furiously! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tommy Lynch!
A relieved looking Tommy Lynch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.