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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rauno Tynkkynen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Tynkkynen has chosen Cow herd - Fields as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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218 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rauno Tynkkynen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses.
Tynkkynen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Tynkkynen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cartmen!
It looks like Rauno Tynkkynen has been cut.
Cartmen slips under a jab from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartmen. Tynkkynen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tynkkynen misses with a straight right.
Cartmen throws a big counter combination but Tynkkynen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cartmen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tynkkynen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jab from Tynkkynen.
It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Tynkkynen.
Cartmen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cartmen lands with an overhand left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tynkkynen scores with a jab. Cartmen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cartmen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tynkkynen to score with a decent uppercut.
Tynkkynen misses the jab.
Cartmen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tynkkynen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cartmen.
A head kick misses from Cartmen.
Tynkkynen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Cartmen looks to score with a jab to the body but Tynkkynen is just out of range.
Cartmen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tynkkynen lands a jab.
Tynkkynen avoids the head kick by Cartmen.
Cartmen is looking to wear down Tynkkynen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cartmen plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Cartmen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartmen throws a solid leg kick but Tynkkynen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cartmen.
Cartmen misses with an uppercut.
Tynkkynen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cartmen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen avoids the body shot from Tynkkynen.
Cartmen looks to score with a jab to the body but Tynkkynen is just out of range.
Cartmen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cartmen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And Tynkkynen tries to counter it with a takedown but Cartmen pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Rauno Tynkkynen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tynkkynen misses with an uppercut.
Tynkkynen misses with a body shot.
Tynkkynen throws a body punch but Cartmen moves out of range.
Tynkkynen wants to clinch up but Cartmen keeps it at a distance.
Cartmen thuds his shin into the meat of Tynkkynen's side.
Cartmen lands a right hook to the body.
Cartmen misses with a low kick as Tynkkynen jumps back.
Cartmen throws a sloppy head kick and Tynkkynen moves out of range easily.
Tynkkynen scores with a jab. Cartmen acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cartmen looks to land a body kick but Tynkkynen moved away.
Cartmen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tynkkynen moves to clinch but Cartmen breaks away
and Cartmen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cartmen looks for the body kick but Tynkkynen saw that one coming.
Tynkkynen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartmen.
Tynkkynen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartmen counters with a leg kick.
Cartmen throws a body shot but no joy.
Cartmen lands with a kick to the temple. Tynkkynen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tynkkynen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tynkkynen checks a leg kick.
Cartmen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Tynkkynen moves out of range of the leg kick from Cartmen.
Cartmen just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartmen throws a hook but Tynkkynen blocks it.
Tynkkynen misses with a looping left.
Tynkkynen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tynkkynen scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartmen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cartmen.
Jab from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cartmen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Tynkkynen fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cartmen avoids it really well and circles away.
Cartmen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tynkkynen looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartmen is just out of range.
Tynkkynen connects with a nice looking jab.
Tynkkynen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Cartmen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tynkkynen throws a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartmen dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Cartmen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Tynkkynen shoots in looking for a takedown. Cartmen tries to sprawl out of it but Tynkkynen keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cartmen manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cartmen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cartmen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cartmen tries to land a front kick but Tynkkynen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tynkkynen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A shot to the body from Tynkkynen misses
and Cartmen counters with a body kick.
Cartmen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Eric Cartmen is winning the standup battle so far.
Tynkkynen throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartmen.
Tynkkynen shoots in for a takedown but Cartmen shows good takedown defense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tynkkynen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartmen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cartmen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Tynkkynen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cartmen misses with a leg kick
and Tynkkynen makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartmen misses with a combination
so Tynkkynen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Cartmen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tynkkynen stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartmen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Cartmen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartmen is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Tynkkynen connects with a couple of short punches.
Cartmen is pulling down on Tynkkynen's head to control his posture.
Tynkkynen throwing strikes but missing.
Tynkkynen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tynkkynen trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tynkkynen won't allow Cartmen to sweep him here.
Tynkkynen lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Tynkkynen avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Tynkkynen distracts Cartmen with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Cartmen trying to keep a closed guard but Tynkkynen is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartmen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cartmen controls Tynkkynen momentarily but Tynkkynen frees himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Tynkkynen is working Cartmen over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Tynkkynen scoring with punches to the head and body.
Tynkkynen working some strikes from top position.
Cartmen looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartmen, not yet.
Cartmen trying to keep a closed guard but Tynkkynen is proving a slippery customer.
Tynkkynen passes into half guard.
Tynkkynen is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cartmen sees it coming and defends easily.
Tynkkynen looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tynkkynen working the head and body with strikes.
Tynkkynen thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cartmen's head.
Cartmen is looking for a sweep. Tynkkynen is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Tynkkynen missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Tynkkynen takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Tynkkynen missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Tynkkynen is nestled in close to Cartmen, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Cartmen wants to control but Tynkkynen is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Cartmen is looking for a sweep. Tynkkynen is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartmen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Tynkkynen prevents Cartmen from improving his position.
Tynkkynen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rauno Tynkkynen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tynkkynen lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartmen at a distance.
Cartmen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tynkkynen's calf.
Cartmen takes a swing at Tynkkynen's ribcage but misses.
Tynkkynen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartmen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tynkkynen checks it well.
Tynkkynen blocks a head kick by Cartmen.
Cartmen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A clash of legs there as Tynkkynen blocks the low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Tynkkynen! But no joy.
Tynkkynen connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tynkkynen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartmen moves away.
As Tynkkynen looks to move away, Cartmen throws a big counter combo but Tynkkynen just gets out of the way.
A head kick misses from Cartmen.
Tynkkynen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tynkkynen looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Tynkkynen throwing shots but Cartmen is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Tynkkynen is working for a kimura but Cartmen is defending it quite comfortably.
Cartmen wants to control the action here but instead Tynkkynen manages to pass to full mount!
Cartmen wants to hold on but Tynkkynen pushes him away.
Tynkkynen raining down hammerfists from mount.
Cartmen is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Tynkkynen lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Eric Cartmen's cut is getting worse.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tynkkynen looking to finish Cartmen with some ground and pound. This is bad for Cartmen!
Jeez, Eric Cartmen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Cartmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Rauno Tynkkynen!
Rauno Tynkkynen is the new heavyweight champion!
Rauno Tynkkynen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Eric Cartmen had this to say: 'screw you guys i'm going home'.
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