PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Muay Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joon BigMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thai comes into the arena with Deadly Muay Thai Skills blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Thai
vs
BigMan

225 cm
46
300 lbs
25 - 32 - 1

219 cm
29
289 lbs
7 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 32 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Muay Thai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 22 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joon BigMan!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Vladimir Khabensky and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thai closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Thai lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Joon BigMan has been cut.
BigMan jumps guard but Thai stands there with BigMan around his waist. BigMan gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
BigMan takes an elbow to the forehead.
A knee to the head by Thai.
Thai using the Thai plumb to throw knees but BigMan has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
BigMan tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Thai just stands there and leans against the cage.
Thai lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The two fighters are battling for control here. BigMan trying to break out of Thai's Thai clinch. Thai unloads with a massive knee right up the middle that drops BigMan to the canvas! He's out cold! Wow, what a knee by Thai!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Muay Thai!
A relieved looking Muay Thai thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.