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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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145 lbs
7 - 11 - 0 |
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158 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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Solid boxing
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Snuka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Alyssa Summers and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ferguson, as that shot connected.
It looks like Jimmy Snuka has been cut.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Snuka there.
Snuka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Snuka throws a looping overhand right but Ferguson ducks down to avoid it.
Snuka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snuka throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ferguson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ferguson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Snuka at a distance.
Ferguson lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A swing and a miss from Snuka.
Snuka connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Snuka walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ferguson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ferguson scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson scores with the left hand. Snuka knows he should have avoided that one.
Snuka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Snuka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Snuka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ferguson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ferguson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Snuka.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson lands with a good body shot.
Nice defenses there by Ferguson.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snuka manages to avoid it.
A left and a right from Snuka both land. Nice combination.
Snuka's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Snuka duly obliges.
Ferguson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ferguson lands a big right hand that sends Snuka crashing to the mat! Ferguson stays standing though and waves Snuka back to his feet!
Snuka is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Ferguson knocks Snuka out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Revolution Clothing, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Jimmy Snuka stepped up to the mic, saying 'Argghhh!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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