PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bomb Bombs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Irene
vs
Bombs

187 cm
33
283 lbs
39 - 16 - 0

190 cm
23
245 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bomb Bombs!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene slips under a jab.
Irene throws a big counter combination but Bombs scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bombs misses the shot to the body.
Irene slips under a jab from Bombs.
Bombs misses the shot to the body.
Bombs takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.

Irene clinches with his opponent.
Irene misses with a knee to the head.
Bombs is trying to force a seperation but Irene has the dominant position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Irene struggles to land a body shot inside as Bombs controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Irene.
Irene lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bombs backwards.
Irene struggles to land a body shot inside as Bombs controls his hands.
Bombs misses with a body punch.
Irene misses with a hook from the clinch.
Irene misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bombs presses Irene against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Irene lands an elbow inside that Bombs shrugs off.

It looks like Bomb Bombs has been cut.
Bombs looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bombs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Irene's elbow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bombs misses with the head strike.
Bombs lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Irene.
Irene lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bombs has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Irene seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Bombs can turn it around.
Bombs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bombs swings wildly with an uppercut but Irene uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bombs blocks an uppercut.

Bombs escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A good leg kick by Irene.
Bombs's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bombs duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bombs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bombs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Irene.
Irene seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.

Irene drops Bombs with a beautiful combination! Bombs stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Irene is looking for the KO!
Bombs misses with a series of wild punches.
Bombs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bombs. Irene does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bombs closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Goodnight Irene has been cut.
Bombs throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Irene closes the distance and pushes Bombs back into the cage.
Irene misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irene keeps control of Bombs as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Irene has a couple of punches blocked by Bombs.
A right handed body shot lands from Irene.
Irene scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bombs lands with a right to the head.
Irene tries to land a knee to the head but Bombs blocks with his arms.
Irene lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bombs backwards.
Irene has Bombs pressed against the cage, preventing Bombs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bombs blocking some punches.
Bombs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bombs working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bombs has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch on the inside from Bombs fails to land.
Irene tries to work over Bombs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bombs blocking some punches.
Bombs lands with a right to the head.
Irene working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bombs blocks an uppercut.
Irene prevents Bombs from breaking the clinch.
Irene taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irene landing knees to the head.
Bombs throws a punch but it's blocked by Irene.
Irene tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bombs misses with some punches.
Bombs being controlled against the cage.

Irene drops Bombs with a big knee straight up the middle! Bombs is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Irene throws a chopping leg kick but Bombs manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Irene avoids the body shot from Bombs.
Bombs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bombs lands with a nice combination. Irene backs away looking to recover.
Bombs lands with a straight right. Irene didn't see that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Goodnight Irene dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Irene gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bombs gets through Irene's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bombs.
Bombs blocking some punches.
Bombs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bombs wants to break free but Irene has control.
Bombs takes an elbow to the temple.

Bombs breaks from the clinch.
Bombs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Irene is looking to counter the offense by Bombs and move into the clinch.
Goodnight Irene is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Irene is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bombs waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Irene.
Irene throws a big counter combination but Bombs scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bombs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Irene lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bombs throws out the jab.
As Bombs tries to get set, Irene tries to push him back and clinch up but Bombs manages to avoid the attempt.
Bombs misses with a wild body shot.
Bombs dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bombs. Irene does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big right from Bombs misses.
Irene seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bombs throws a predictable looking body shot
and Irene counters with a left and a right that stings Bombs.
Bombs is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Irene rather than just go for the knockout.
Bombs looks for the body kick but Irene saw that one coming.
Bombs misses with a jab to the body

and Irene counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Irene.
Irene prevents Bombs from breaking the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irene misses with some punches.
Irene tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bombs's elbow.
Irene has Bombs pressed against the cage, preventing Bombs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Bombs pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bombs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Irene.
Bombs punishes Irene's body with a nice straight punch.
Irene takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bombs throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Irene counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Irene takes one to the chin there.
Bombs looks to land a left hand but Irene moved out of range nicely.
Irene is looking for a counter combo.
Bombs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bombs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Irene.
The fight stays on the outside here - Irene looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Irene slips under a jab from Bombs.
Irene seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bomb Bombs seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Irene avoids the body shot from Bombs.
A cross from Bombs lands.
Bombs lands with a straight right. Irene didn't see that one coming.
Irene attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bombs takes a swing at Irene's ribcage but misses.
Bombs throws a head kick that misses

and Irene counters with a crisp one two that drops Bombs! Irene thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Bombs to his feet! Bombs is in big trouble!

That has opened up Bomb Bombs's cut even more.
Good work by Irene as he checks the leg kick.
A jab from Bombs misses.
Irene is looking to clinch.
Bombs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Irene manages to avoid it.
It looked like Irene was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bombs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bombs swings widly with a right hand
and Irene counters with a left right combination that sends Bombs crashing to the mat - Irene wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Bombs out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.