PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stan Judea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerome Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Judea comes to the cage accompanied by I want to be a woman - Monty Python. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Judea
vs
Seinfeld

189 cm
27
204 lbs
8 - 2 - 1

198 cm
27
215 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stan Judea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Jerome Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Judea checks a low kick from Seinfeld.
Judea dips to his left and cracks Seinfeld with an uppercut!

It looks like Jerome Seinfeld has been cut.
Seinfeld scoring well with a low kick there.
Judea tried to score with a low kick but Seinfeld checks it.
Good exchange - Seinfeld coming out on top.
Seinfeld swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Judea throws a push kick but Seinfeld slaps the foot to one side.
Seinfeld misses with a hook
and Judea counters with a nice leg kick.
Judea lands a nice shot that snaps Seinfeld's head back.
Seinfeld takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Seinfeld throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Judea sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Judea moves in looking to clinch but Seinfeld pushes him off.
Judea avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A swing and a miss from Seinfeld.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Judea thows a left - swing and a miss!
Judea keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seinfeld comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Seinfeld connects with a body shot that sends Judea's belly button to the back.
Judea throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Seinfeld throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Judea counters with a body kick.
Seinfeld gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Judea moves out of range of the body kick from Seinfeld.
Judea throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Seinfeld ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Seinfeld misses with an uppercut
and Judea counters with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Jerome Seinfeld's cut even more.
Seinfeld takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Judea throws a head kick that Seinfeld semi-blocks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Judea wants to clinch up but Seinfeld keeps it at a distance.
Judea doesn't manage to clinch there - Seinfeld circles away.

Judea closes the distance and clinches.
Judea swings wildly with an uppercut but Seinfeld uses good head movement to avoid it.
Seinfeld misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seinfeld.
Seinfeld lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Judea backwards.
Judea lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Judea.
Seinfeld misses with the head strike.
Seinfeld lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Seinfeld swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Seinfeld.
A nice left hand lands by Judea.
A shot in the inside from Judea.
Judea scores with a nice hook to the head.
Judea blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Judea misses with some punches.
Judea lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Judea is leaning against Seinfeld and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Judea lands a shot to the body.
Seinfeld looks winded!
Judea lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Judea is leaning against Seinfeld and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Judea lands with a light punch inside.
A short body shot lands from Judea as the two fighters clinch.
Judea lands a left hand.

Judea turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Judea manages to end up in side control.
Judea is chipping away with strikes.
Judea controlling the position.
Judea wants to lay and pray for a moment but Seinfeld keeps working.
Judea lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Seinfeld down.
Judea working the ground and pound.
Judea working the ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Judea trying to control the position but Seinfeld is working away.
Seinfeld wants to control but Judea postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judea takes a little break here. Seinfeld wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Seinfeld is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Judea cracks Seinfeld with a big elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Judea creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

The cut above Jerome Seinfeld's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jerome Seinfeld's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Stan Judea!
Stan Judea decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.