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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Sidious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dynamite Dave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dave has chosen Babyshambles - You Talk as his entrance music. Dynamite Dave will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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204 lbs
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202 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Darth Sidious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dynamite Dave!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dave fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dave steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sidious.
Sidious misses with a lunging right hand
and Sidious takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Sidious finds it's way through Dave's defenses.
Dave misses with a left hand
and Sidious counters with a left to the body.
Dave tries to work over Sidious's front leg with a kick but Sidious checks it.
Dave defending well as Sidious loads up on a big left hand.
Dave swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dave doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sidious lands a slapping body shot.
Sidious connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dave is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sidious just misses with a punch to the body.
Darth Sidious seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dave keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sidious connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dave. Dave circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good exchange - Dave coming out on top.
Dave swings for the body but Sidious moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dave throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sidious is looking to counter punch.
A jab from Sidious misses.
Dave delivers a nice body kick.
Sidious moves into the clinch successfully.
Dave blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sidious.
Dave lands with a right to the head.
Sidious fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sidious lands with a right to the head.
Dave blocks a body shot from Sidious.
Dave misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sidious.
Dave breaks the clinch.
Dave takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dave throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dave avoids the body shot from Sidious.
Sidious dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sidious is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Dave throws out a loose jab but Sidious uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sidious pushes Dave up against the cage in a clinch.
Dave is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sidious pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sidious lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dave backwards.
Sidious lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sidious softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short left from Sidious.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dave.
Sidious scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dave.
Sidious scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Sidious is working Dave over against the cage.
Sidious blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Sidious.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dave tries to work over Sidious's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sidious.
Sidious lands with a left to the head.
Sidious struggles to land a body shot inside as Dave controls his hands.
Dave's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dave's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sidious.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sidious misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Sidious.
Dave wants a takedown but no success here.
Sidious misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Sidious dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Dave throws a sloppy head kick and Sidious moves out of range easily.
Sidious slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Sidious throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sidious gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sidious.
A short uppercut from Sidious.
Dave drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Sidious gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Sidious scores with an uppercut up the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sidious.
A head punch on the inside from Sidious fails to land.
Sidious pushes Dave back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sidious.
Dave blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sidious lands a hook that snaps the head of Dave backwards.
Sidious digs a right hand into Dave's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dave's gas tank.
Dave is looking to break free of the clinch but Sidious has double underhooks.
Dave blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sidious stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sidious creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dave goes for a takedown attempt but Sidious pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dave misses with a lunging right hand
and Sidious counters with a nice uppercut.
Sidious just misses with a punch to the body.
Sidious works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice body punch from Sidious.
Darth Sidious is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dave - that will leave a mark!
Dave swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sidious misses with a body shot.
Sidious swings widly with a right hand
and Dave counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sidious jabs Dave to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Sidious.
Dave tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dave takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Sidious lands a jab to Dave's midsection.
Sidious lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Sidious misses with a hook to the body
and Dave counters with a leg kick.
Sidious moves into the clinch successfully.
A right handed body shot lands from Sidious.
Sidious is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dave can do to turn this around?
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A nice left hand lands by Sidious.
Sidious lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Sidious as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dave has Sidious pushed against the cage.
Sidious misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dave is trying to drag Sidious to the mat but Sidious just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Darth Sidious has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dynamite Dave.
A nice left hand lands by Sidious.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sidious.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Sidious dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Sidious moves into the clinch successfully.
A right hand to the body from Sidious.
Sidious is pressed up against the cage. Dave has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Sidious down to the mat. Sidious avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Sidious with a jab.
Sidious throws a big shot that misses.
Dave throws a head kick but Sidious moves out of range.
Dave looks to land a right hand but Sidious moved out of range.
Sidious was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dave uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sidious.
Sidious cracks Dave with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidious jabs Dave to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sidious gets a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Sidious.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sidious misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dave looking for a takedown.
Sidious misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sidious lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dave looking to stall.
A hook to the body from Sidious.
Darth Sidious is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dave trying to stall but Sidious improves his position.
Sidious throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Daves head.
Dave tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sidious lands a hook that snaps the head of Dave backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Sidious fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Sidious.
Sidious throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sidious goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dave fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sidious lands with a right to the head.
Sidious working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sidious scores with a shot to the side of Dave's head.
Dave blocks an uppercut.
Sidious throws a punch but it's blocked by Dave.
Dave taking a breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sidious lands a right hand.
Sidious pushes Dave against the cage. Sidious is working some dirty boxing. Sidious pushes off with a quick right hook! Dave goes down! Dave tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Sidious moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Sidious!
Darth Sidious decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Dynamite Dave stepped up to the mic, saying 'Self-detonating in T-Minus 3 seconds'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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