PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). James comes to the cage accompanied by NWO Wolfpack. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

James
vs
Doofenshmirtz

195 cm
38
275 lbs
25 - 13 - 0

190 cm
32
245 lbs
20 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
James fails in his attempt to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for a 1-2. Doofenshmirtz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
James checks a low kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz looks for a takedown but James sprawls well.
Doofenshmirtz throws a front kick aimed at James's knee but James avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz tests James's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz defending well as James loads up on a big left hand.
Doofenshmirtz flicks out a counter leg kick but James steps away.
James walks into a jab.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
James fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Doofenshmirtz, right into the meat.
James fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses James's front leg but catches the back leg as James tries to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks James off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.

James shoots in and gets a takedown into Doofenshmirtz's guard.

Doofenshmirtz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. James gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Doofenshmirtz keeping full guard, as James tries to pass.

Doofenshmirtz looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
James lands a couple of elbows.

Doofenshmirtz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. James gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
James controls from within his opponent's guard.
James trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
James has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
James keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz trying to strike off his back.
James scoring with punches to the head and body.
James lands a couple of elbows.
Doofenshmirtz utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
James throws a big elbow that misses.
James won't allow Doofenshmirtz to sweep him here.

Doofenshmirtz working for a triangle but James defends it easily.
James scoring with some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Doofenshmirtz throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
James engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
James connects with a couple of short punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
James is in close to Doofenshmirtz's body, working some short punches and elbows.
James content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
James postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
James landing with the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Doofenshmirtz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. James gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
James cracks Doofenshmirtz with a solid left hand.

Doofenshmirtz pushes a forearm under James's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, James is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
A victorious Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.