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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Billy Bush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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170 lbs
10 - 6 - 0 |
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170 cm
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170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Bush!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bush counters with a thumping low kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a low kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the head kick by Bush.
Bush connects with a high kick.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bush on the side of the head.
It looks like Billy Bush has been cut.
Bush pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
Bush misses with a low kick.
Bush avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bush. WawaWeeeeewaaaa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bush looks for a takedown but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sprawls well.
Bush looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? WawaWeeeeewaaaa is fending him off so far but Bush persists. Nope, WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away and we're back to standing.
Bush changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to avoid it but Bush manages to keep hold of a leg and drag WawaWeeeeewaaaa to the ground. WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Billy Bush. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa does no damage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bush on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bush fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks Bush with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Bush looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can WawaWeeeeewaaaa finish him?
Bush is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crack! WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with the perfect overhand right and Bush falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
During a confident post fight interview, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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