PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Higgs Boson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Seinfeld Intro kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Boson
vs
Tiddlywinks

205 cm
28
286 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

197 cm
21
265 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Higgs Boson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boson throws a sloppy head kick and Tiddlywinks moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Boson looks to land a left hand but Tiddlywinks moved out of range nicely.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that Boson semi-blocks.

It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.

Boson instigates a clinch.

Boson pulls guard successfully.
Boson seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.

Tiddlywinks gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Boson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Boson misses with a leg kick.
Boson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tiddlywinks staying out of range there.
We've been informed that Tiddlywinks has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Boson throws a solid leg kick but Tiddlywinks takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Boson.
Boson throws a right and a left that both miss.
A head kick by Boson misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a body kick.
Boson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Tiddlywinks scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Boson doesn't seem bothered though.
Boson is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Boson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Boson wants to clinch.
Tiddlywinks is looking to slow Boson down with leg kicks.
Tiddlywinks connects with a solid leg kick.
Boson throws a head kick but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Boson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tiddlywinks steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Tiddlywinks lands with a slapping head kick.
Boson tries to clinch but Tiddlywinks moves out of range.
Boson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Boson throws a sloppy head kick and Tiddlywinks moves out of range easily.
Boson lands a slapping body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks lands a brutal head kick. Boson looks out on his feet and Tiddlywinks throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Roger Tiddlywinks!
Roger Tiddlywinks is the new heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Roger Tiddlywinks took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
Higgs Boson was interviewed post fight and said 'Thank you to all the fans here tonight, I love you all!'.