PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wade Stoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stoker comes to the cage accompanied by Get Stoker. Abe has chosen Uncle Sam Goddamn as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stoker
vs
Abe

220 cm
41
303 lbs
30 - 20 - 0

200 cm
40
283 lbs
33 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wade Stoker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoker throws a body shot but no joy.

Abe has Stoker up against the cage in a clinch.
Stoker is trying to maintain a safe position but Abe gets an underhook and turns Stoker into the cage.
Abe stalling in the clinch but Stoker improves position.
Abe avoiding damage as Stoker throws knees to the body.
Stoker misses with a punch on the inside.
Stoker lands a nice shot to the body.
Abe swings wildly with an uppercut but Stoker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abe slowing the pace effectively.
Stoker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Abe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stoker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abe dodges the punch combination from Stoker.
Abe throws a looping overhand right but Stoker ducks down to avoid it.
A big right from Abe misses.
Abe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stoker cracks Abe with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Abe closes the distance but Stoker moves to the side

and Stoker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Abe! Stoker lets Abe back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Abe is rocked!
Abe tries to clinch
and Stoker counters with a right hand from hell and Abe is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wade Stoker!
After the big win, Wade Stoker made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Sin City Allstars and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.