PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Stick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klice kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is THE D.O.C. - it's funky enough. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Klice
vs
Stick

195 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

183 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Self confident

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wooden Stick!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stick misses with a jab, cross combination.
Klice changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stick looks to clinch

and Klice counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stick!
Klice tries to advance to mount but can't.
Stick is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Klice off and has taken his back!
Stick tries to keep control of the position but Klice is staying busy.
Klice tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Klice wants to control but Stick is having none of it.

Stick has isolated one of Klice's arms. Klice looking to fight him off but Stick twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Wooden Stick!
Wooden Stick looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'It is about being clever - thinking about the angles and levels of the fight. In combat, the mind is more powerful than the body, and in this occasion, evidently, I am mentally superior to my opponent, but it was a good fight, and I thank him for it. '.