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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Conor Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Conor Harris has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Conor Harris seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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186 lbs
11 - 7 - 0 |
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200 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Conor Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch misses with a low kick.
Harris throwing a counter right hand but Rottencrotch manages to avoid it.
Rottencrotch connects with a single shot there.
Rottencrotch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Rottencrotch checks a leg kick.
Rottencrotch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Rottencrotch has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Harris is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Harris lands with a right hand.
Rottencrotch lands with an overhand left.
A low kick from Harris misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Harris looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Harris misses with a wild combination.
Rottencrotch unleashes a big counter combination but Harris bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Harris.
Harris ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch.
Harris went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Harris works Rottencrotch's body with a nice hook.
A nice combination there by Harris.
Rottencrotch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Crunch! Rottencrotch slams his shin into Harris's torso.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris throws a nice looking combination but Rottencrotch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rottencrotch blocks a head kick by Harris.
Conor Harris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rottencrotch avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Harris.
Rottencrotch lands with a nice body punch.
Rottencrotch fails in his attempt to clinch.
Harris half committed to a counter leg kick.
Harris throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch lands to the side of Harris 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Harris is rocked!
Rottencrotch lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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